• Monthly Archives: May 2017

    Australia’s Scorched Earth Plan- Sue Rosen

    In 1942 the Japanese invasion of Australia seemed imminent and inevitable. Scorched Earth plans to deny the Japanese invaders were drawn up across Australia and Sue Rosen uncovered the very detailed New South Wales Scorched Earth plans that had been forgotten and misfiled at the end of the Second World War.

    The plans drawn up included everything from starting aggressive bush fires to hinder the Japanese and using sharpened Ironbark as improvised bayonets to making sure no soldier of Japan captures your tennis shoes.

    December 1941, Australian Women's Weekly, What To Do in an Air Raid. This advice also holds good when your housemate has a rave at your share house.
    December 1941, Australian Women’s Weekly, What To Do in an Air Raid. This advice also holds good when your housemate has a rave at your share house.

    Sue Rosen’s Scorched Earth page with extra details and maps

    Bunga Bunga 36 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

    The pantomime horse of Australian podcasting Bunga Bunga 36 is back in your ears with a burst of wisdom, advice and poor life choices that you can take to the bunk. That isn’t a typo.

    Tim Ferguson is earning dancer dollars with a butter dish while Maynard is earning a high distinction in misdirection by declaring Jedward the winner of this year’s Eurovision.

    The Doug Anthony All Stars had to cancel their Perth show, but Tim is adamant it’s not his fault, but a nationwide appeal and witch hunt has begun none the less.

    Bunga Bunga 36 investigates Bros, Star Wars and Tchaikovsky and finds them all guilty. Yet Tim Ferguson is a free man after telling a 1600 year old joke, there truely is no justice in this world.

    Bunga Bunga from last time DAAS played Newcastle

    Upcoming Doug Anthony All Stars shows

    Tim’s Fake news You Can Trust at New Daily

    Maynard with Jedward last time they were in town.

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    The Dynamic Hepnotics are back (one show only)

    The Dynamic Hepnotics cut a rug across Australia & New Zealand in the 7 years they played across your wide brown land. And they are returning for 3 shows only. 1 in Sydney, 2 in Melbourne.

    These days they are busy people with busy music careers, so I put my foot in the door of the lead singer and all round playboy, Continental Robert Susz, at his swanky Kings Cross apartment. An apartment that Adam West himself would be jealous of.

    Join Continental Robert and myself in the Suszland music room for wine, music, gossip and Undercover Elephant.

    If you don’t go to their upcoming shows you truely are a burden to society.

    Get up offa that thing!

    The Dynamic Hepnotics official site and tickets to their shows.

    Continental Robert Susz site

    Soul Kind of Feeling clip (see if you can spot Dave Wray/Frank Bennett)

    Get all their remastered tracks at iTunes or Bandcamp

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    Robert Susz boxing in 1970s
    Robert Susz boxing in 1970s. “I stopped boxing because I didn’t like getting hit.”

    What Double J Should Sound Like turns 150

    The latest What Double J Should Sound Like has the groove brought to you by myself and DJ ADHD. Here’s a list of the tunes you’ll find inside episode 150.

    Episode 150 track list

    Go Home Productions – Essex Doves (David Essex vs The Doves)
    La La Land cast – Another Day of Sun
    CCS – The band played the boogie
    James Brown – Get up offa that thing
    Shellyann Orphan – Shatter
    Coach Dave Daubenmire – Cropped Hair Wide Bottom Girls
    Band of Holy Joy – Route of Love
    Scott Edgar & The Universe – Trapped in a Constable
    Cut Slash Kill (Philip Brophy) – The Many Deaths Of Andy Warhol
    Ru Paul – Back to my Roots
    The Evolution Control Committee – DJ Pantshead – Fock It
    Alison Moyet – Invisable
    The Cure – The Walk (Razormaid mix)
    Tlot Tlot – Box O’Gods
    Pulp – This is Hardcore [Tipsy’s Swedish Erotica Remix]
    DJ Paul Holden interview

    Bunga Bunga 35 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

    It’s always a fun day when Bunga Bunga comes to play.

    We had a small audience gather at the Madame Frou Frou Cafe for this recording of Bunga Bunga. Tim Ferguson was his usual showboating self, and he wasted no time taking names and assigning blame to those who richly deserve it.

    Tim thinks the Australian desert would look better without that big red rock blocking the view and contemplates destroying Uluru to improve tourism, he picks a fight with the Indian from Village People and he’s overly confident about a song he’s written about whistling.

    Maynard is just looking forward to hanging out with a large group of nostalgic lesbians, singing torch songs.

    Tim Ferguson in The New Daily – Fake News You Can Trust

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