• Monthly Archives: January 2019

    A Sixpack of The Coldest 100

    The Coldest 100 was the creation of Andrew Sholl on Twitter in 2016 and has been the Giddy Uncle of Triple J’s Hotest 100 ever since. Anyone can have a guess at the hottest song of the year, but who has ever nominated the Bunnings theme or Kylie Minogue performing her version of Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep?

    Andrew only does this on Twitter (he has a real job) and releases his Coldest 100 in parallel with what ever number Triple J is up too.

    Listen to The Coldest 100 Podcast

    The Coldest 100 can best be described as questionable songs by Australians and about Australia. So Andrew Sholl sat down with me at The Madame Frou Frou Cafe to sample a sixpack of his 100 cold ones.

    Australian Kitsch on Twitter

    Here are a selection of 2019 Coldest 100 entries on YouTube. A list of The Coldest 100 from 100 to 75 is below. You’ll have to wait till January 27th to find out the worst  coldest of The Coldest 100.

    Japanese duo Peanuts – Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Spot.
    Red Rubber Ball – Cilla Black (The Seekers)
    The Rooty Hill RSL Club Band bring the 1973 funk to Tower Of Strength

    Here is the entire Coldest 100 as a Youtube playlist. (you have been warned)

    The Coldest 100

    100
    Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again (2004)
    Scared Little Weird Guys
    https://youtu.be/HahOnU3WglM
    99
    Canberra, We’re Watching You (1975)
    Dalvanius and the Fascinations
    https://youtu.be/quZjurDmiGc
    98
    Toodle-oo Kangaroo (1956)
    Frank Virtue and The Virtues
    https://youtu.be/7QRBbuJ4qwk
    97
    What Next! (Rolf Harris Medley) (c.1966)
    The John Charter Group
    https://youtu.be/vQduPtA5wLc
    96
    Poltettu Humppa (Beds Are Burning) (2000)
    Eläkeläiset (Finland)
    Video: https://youtu.be/ilJJAaQ_ApY
    Audio only: https://open.spotify.com/track/2WfU6TUISX6PVrBCuxFbjR
    95
    G’Day From WA (1986-87)
    Mojo Singers
    https://youtu.be/VNT1PUGG_IE
    94
    I Love You Fair Dinkum Dinky Di I Do (1955)
    Danny Kaye
    https://youtu.be/vsrDpDfhA2c
    93
    While the Billy Boils
    Ann Sidney
    https://youtu.be/1HTkr0nW-ZY
    92


    Georgy Girl (1967)
    Mitzi Gaynor
    https://youtu.be/tUPEVNKabGg
    91
    Sea of Heartbreak (1971)
    Lionel Rose
    https://youtu.be/-q7GXjh_kNc


    90
    Sport
    Bowlin’ Shane
    Haskel Daniel v Sideshow
    https://youtu.be/3Mu3lkjC9pA
    89
    Kangourou (1980)
    Plastic Bertrand (Belgium)
    https://youtu.be/kAKMdtByMDo
    87
    Wake Up Australia (1973)
    Bootleg Family
    https://youtu.be/g769F94B7P0
    86
    Olivia Newton-John and Pat Carroll
    https://youtu.be/C-DEZZ8a1rE
    85
    Click Go the Shears (Māori version, 1966)
    Lou and Simon
    https://youtu.be/rbU7nucfxmk
    84
    The Mighty Maroons (1984)
    Rod Williams arr. Keith Urban
    https://youtu.be/j0gL5jYSklc
    83
    Pack Up A Dream and Head for Hayman Island (1950)
    John O’Connor and George Watson’s Hawaiians
    https://soundcloud.com/nfsaaustralia/pack-up-a-dream-and-head-for-hayman-island-john-oconnor-and-george-watsons-hawaiians
    82
    I Just Wanna Yodel Like You (1981)
    Mary Schneider and Melinda Schneider (8 y.o.)
    https://youtu.be/FnLTnqLLmJE
    81
    Hector the Trash Collector (1968)
    Frankie Davidson
    https://youtu.be/HdfnvMdMNAs


    80
    Bouzouki (1971)
    Dawn Dixon
    https://youtu.be/80HFasr-lUo
    79
    Red Rubber Ball (1969)
    Cilla Black
    https://youtu.be/VhF0dyK6LVU
    78
    Heart of The Sunshine Coast (1978)
    Shorty Ranger
    https://youtu.be/RwRaANZ-NBs
    77


    Woobinda (Italian) (1978)
    Riccardo Zara con le Mele Verdi
    https://youtu.be/tPVP-XJ7lvs
    76


    Especially for You (2001)
    Kylie Minogue and Kermit the Frog
    https://youtu.be/WY7I4Qxl4Xw
    75
    Waltzing Matilda (1960)
    Enoch Light and His Orchestra
    https://youtu.be/pLuJVAywuRo

    Bunga Bunga 51 – Maynard & Tim Ferguson

    Bunga Bunga 51 brings you all the hope and excitement of 2019. Thus making you really nostalgic for 2018 almost immediately.

    Tim Ferguson & Maynard or Maynard & Tim Ferguson, but probably all four of them, have the starts and the smarts to show you a good time in January as we venture into a very certain uncertain political landscape.

    Maynard is starting a new Saturday night of retro grooves in Sydney at Red Bar in March and Tim is taking his new solo show on tour across Australia.

    Bunga Bunga 51 also leads you down the comedy back alleys less travelled as we meet Richard Wilkins, an unattended chicken and wake up to smell the cupcakes (or is that onions?).

    Our highly festive 2018 Bunga Bunga Xmas Xmas show (in case you missed it)

    Groove to the scary sounds of The Vinyl Dungeon with Christopher Laird

    Who Are These Podcasts? review an Australian vegan podcast.

    Where you can see Tim’s live show.

    The Ferguson Report in The New Daily – Fake News You Can Trust.

    Damian Cowell’s Disco Machine meets TISM & Kylie

    Bob, the painting Tim talks about in Crankmail.

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    Patreon Pandering January 2019

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