Tim Ferguson is off to the Edinburgh Festival with the Doug Anthony All Stars, Maynard has just returned from an Australian wide tour with lots of 80s stars. So they have a lot to talk about.
They answer your Crankmail and mention Vengaboys and Limahl.
This show Tim has some handy hints on how to start a fight while flying and how to deal with with those pesky English hecklers.
By the end of Bunga Bunga 31 we will have lived up to our usual Bunga Bunga guarantee that you will be no wiser, but you may have learned something.