In your full spread edition of Bunga Bunga 28, Maynard visits the Doug Anthony All Stars at their Sydney show. It seems the highly bicurious audience has some Crankmail questions for Tim Ferguson.
Tim gives away the secret to immortality, but still has time for some strong words of advice for the ABC.
But we can safely end the war on terror as we openly accuse a watermelon of kidnapping.
We continue our steamroller like support for Anthony Ackroyd from The Arts Party
Of course you can always vote for Tim Ferguson, using a Post It note. If you are wondering what his full policies might be, we refer you to the last time Tim ran for Election.