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Maynard live from Goros

Toho Nights is Jay Katz latest night in Surry Hills, Sydney. He brings a touch of Tokyo with his sounds and videos. Maynard was invited along to do his thing and they both dressed well for a night of music that Maynard is proud of. There is a complaint about the Human League, but Maynard will not hear a word against any New Romantic.

Maynard rocks the Painters & Dockers

The interview starts off well, with Maynard referring to the legendary band as the Painters Dickers, which could absolutely only be a cue card typo and definitely not a crass moment from the usually chaste Maynard.

This is no ordinary sit-down interview; instead you will find an action-packed rollercoaster, perfectly recreating the experience of Melbourne’s legendary Painters & Dockers playing Sydney for the first time in 25 years at The Factory on Saturday 8th August. Maynard got up, played his trombone with them and spoke with the band, and captured the excitement of what was a blustery night of Dock Rock.

This show is lewd and contains ribald language.

Hellfire Club Pops Cherries at The Shift

This show is ribald, lewd and not for the faint hearted.

It was a decadent night of openings and virgins as The Sydney Hellfire Club took over its brand new venue, the storied Midnight Shift. Success was guaranteed long before the doors swung open, with a crowd at least a hundred deep waiting to ascend the staircase and take their place in kinky history.

Mistress Ultra (the badass boss) didn’t mind professing to a few opening night nerves, revealing that a new venue is like being a virgin all over again. I couldn’t help likening it to resewing the Hellfire Hymen. Plenty of exciting moments await you inside, including a ridiculously hot combination of Christa Hughes, Nicky Bryson and DJ Sveta describing an Australian first double-stacked suspension performed by DV8 House.

Come… spend the night with Maynard at the Hellfire Club.

6/08/2015

Bunga Bunga 17 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Tim Ferguson remains unrepentant about that singer. Maynard swings some dirty books Tim’s way. You get advice on what to wear and who to wear. Bunga Bunga 17 proves why Bunga Bunga is Australia’s fastest growing podcast. Ribald and NSFW

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Retrosexual FREE-FM 1999

Maynard hosted the breakfast show on FREE-FM, one of two Gay & Lesbian stations trying to get a licence in Sydney. Neither did. Every Friday morning was Retrosexual. All requests from the audience, Maynard would bring suitcases of CDs in to cater for the range of artists asked for. This show is from Friday 26th November 1999.

This is unedited and direct from cassette, enjoy.

Bunga Bunga 16 Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Bunga Bunga 16 has Tim miffed because Maynard enjoyed himself at the Morrissey show. They examine the art of dog shaming and buy a selfie stick. Maynard meets lots of happy Morrissey fans at the May 27th show at Sydney Opera House, Tim doesn’t understand and rants. Maynard pulls a pop legend out of his Bug Out Bag as Tim bangs on about the Magna Carta (again). This podcast is ribald, NSFW and contains a selfie stick and a unicorn butt plug.

Bunga Bunga 15 Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Get ready for quite the tootle folks, in the second half of this show Maynard takes Bunga Bunga backstage, front stage and upstage for the Doug Anthony All Stars show at Newcastle Civic Theatre, Saturday May 9th 2015.

This show is ribald and NSFW.

Bunga Bunga 15 finds Maynard & Tim Ferguson discussing Eurovision, Star Wars, Shirley Bassey and Morrissey (again).

Does Tim have anything to apologise for?

Did Tim enjoy the considerable output of A-ha?

Should cats unionise?

Thank you to the Planet Maynard Patreon producers that help make this show possible. If you could spare a small monthly donation, it would be appreciated.

https://www.patreon.com/Maynard

Thanks to new Maynard’s Malaise sponsor D&C Lifestyle. They have the lounge room UFO in which to put your cat. It comes in two colours and is on their front page: http://dnclifestyle.com.au/

Schadenfreude? Or just plain epicaricacy?

Nicholas Hudson has authored Modern Australian Usage: A practical guide for writers & editors. As Maynard is rubbish at writing, he hopes to get pointers on Australian English and how to win at Scrabble for once. May contain adult concepts, like spelling.

Nick has a wonderful Terry Thomas like cadence when he talks about his approach to editing Australian English.

Does a barrister still have forensic skills?

Am I discriminating against my clothing every day?

Why use a fancy pants Teutonic word when we have perfectly good English word laying around doing nothing?

Modern Australian Usage: A practical guide for writers & editors, by Nicholas Hudson is published by Allen & Unwin. More information here

The Heckler

Ben Plazzer is the director of a new Australian comedy The Heckler. I’m easily distracted and really liked it. You might too. Ben Plazzer gives you some tips on directing in a toilet and keeping stand up comics from overacting.

The Heckler movie website