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Sunday Afternoon Fever 18.4.1993 – ARIA Awards, Jim Rose Circus, Toni Pearon, Andrew Denton, Steven Wright

Triple J live to air 18th April 1993 and despite the ARIA awards being on the Wednesday, it seemed the Australian music industry was still missing in action on Sunday Afternoon Fever as I brought to Australia everyone that would talk to me on the night, from the Sydney Entertainment Centre.

Multiple interviews from artists and audience members during the 1993 ARIA after party. (no recorders allowed during the actual show, remember when that was a thing?)

Hear from Ash from Caligula, Andy Glitre, Boom Crash Opera, Glen A Baker, Elle McFeast, D-Gen, Mick Molloy, Jane Kennedy, The Rockmelons, Ray Medhurst, Johnny Diesel, Kate Cebrano, Crowded House and more…

Details for 1993 ARIA Awards

Lance and The Hollywood Kids dish the very 1993 Tinsel Town gossip (Johnny Depp has bought a nightclub). While listeners Matt (Perth), Amy (Adelaide) & Jason Strong (Wannaroo, WA) play Maynard’s Mastermind. This week it was random music clip questions prepared by the newly promoted senior researcher for the show Justine.

Crappy New Releases from Kim Carnes and Eddie Murphy.

Jim Rose Circus history

But what tunes did you play on the show Maynard? Here is a list I still stand by.

Utah Saints – New Gold Dream
Shaggy – Oh Carolina
Tom Jones – Help Yourself (Live in Las Vegas)
Hummingbirds – If A Vow
Def Fx – Feels Good
Snow – Informer
Tlot Tlot – Mothers Fluid
Yothu Yindi – Sunset Dreaming (Reckless Kelly soundtrack remix)
Barry Manilow – Copacabana (1993 remix)
Belly – Feed The Tree
The Church – Under The Milky Way
Rob Clarkson – The Sphinx, The Parthenon & Me
Headless Chickens – Juice
Nits – Soap Bubble Box
Mixed Relations – Aboriginal Woman
Steven Wright – Bizarre Airways
Heaven 17 – Penthouse & Pavement
Boom crash Opera – In The Morning
Pee Wee Herman – The Girl On The Flying Trapeze
Single Gun Theory – From a Million Miles
Right Said Fred – Stick It Out (Red Nose Day single)
Digable Planets – Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat)
Caligula – I.C.U
Rockmelons – Form One Planet (1993 remix)
James Taylor Quartet – Love The Life (1993 remix)
The Real Thing – You To Me Are Everything
Cleopatra Wong – Baby For You
Ween – Push The Little Daises
St Etienne – Your In A Bad Way
Swamp Zombies – Creeps
Elektric Music – Baby Come Back
Clip Clop Club – Rabbit Shootin’
Just A Gigolo – David Lee Roth

Top tunes!

Special thanks to the work of Anne Marie the Producer, Justine Lynch and all Triple J in 1993.

More Sunday Afternoon Fever – Sunday Afternoon Fever, Melbourne Comedy Festival 1993.

Elvira’s Haunted Hills

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark shot her spooky movie in Eastern Europe in 2001 with her then partner Mark Pierson (they divorced in 2003) and was more than happy to tell me ALL about it. (the movie, not the divorce)

Elvira and Richard O'Brien in a scene from Elviras Haunted Hills 2001.
Elvira and Richard O’Brien acting up in the woods.

Maynard: Cassandra Peterson. Why has it taken so long for a second movie? Is there an easy answer for that?

Elvira: I’ve been out there selling movies ever since my first one came out. First, the studio went bankrupt, then I wrote another one, sold it again. Then the studio executive changed and he put the kibosh on that project.
Elvira: Finally, my only answer was to make it myself or I just never get another movie out.

Maynard: You and Mark are partners.

E: That is correct

M: Must put a lot of strain on any relationship and to have to shoot the movie in Romania. How do you two get on so well?

E: Who said we got on so well? Who are you talking to? It is tough. It is tough to work together and to be married. It’s really difficult and we’ve been doing it for 23 years. I think that’s a world’s record here in Hollywood. Look, I think we should get an Academy Award just for that.

M: You shot the movie in Romania. You used a lot of your own money, I believe. I’ve heard the figure mentioned of 1 million American dollars. Is that about roundabout the budget or is it more than that?

E: Actually under that, to shoot it, by the time we finished it with all the post-production, the music and everything else, it was about a million and a half dollars for the whole thing, which seems like a lot of money to a regular person just slogging away at a job, but for a movie, that’s a spit in the bucket, it is. Absolutely nothing. Compare that to any movie made by a big studio right now, and it’s, that’s what the costs are for the catering.

M: Elva Haunted Hills was made in Romania, and you got Richard O’Brien for it.Richard O’Brien is best known for the Rocky Horror Show and for his work on stage and his musical work. How did you get him?

E: It was just a fluke. I tell you. It was so strange. We actually had signed Richard Chamberlain, which is so strange. Of Thornbirds fame. I’m sure you’ve heard of Dr. Kildare? Richard is a very good friend and I thought he would be fantastic playing the part because I always saw a big similarity, believe it or not, this is a compliment for me to say this. Between him and Vincent Price. They’re both stage actors. They both have this look about them, that they’re Americans, but they seem like they come from England. So we were going ahead with Richard until he actually got a job that paid money. I don’t know why, but he took that one.

M: He ditched you?

E: He did, but in a nice way. We didn’t feel too bad. He actually had a job, like I said, that was going to pay rather better than we were. My brother-in-law, who’s from Romania mentioned that he knew Richard O’Brien. I was like, oh my God, that is so perfect. And we called Richard and he said, I’d love to do it. And that was that.

M: I couldn’t believe that you actually had all these fantastic sets built. You had all these amazing things built that just did not seem within your budget at all.

E: That’s Romania for you, and that’s why we had to go there to do this. We could have never built these sets. We really wanted the very same look that all the old Roger Corman and Hammer films had. We even took pictures to these set designers in Romania of what those particular sets look like, and My God, they did such an incredible job. We were just blown away. We had no idea that they were going to do that amazing of a job for the money we were paying them.

M: Films like The Pit and the Pendulum.

Elvira: Another one was Haunted Palace and the House of Usher. The movie was set in the 1800s.

M: But you didn’t have to dress any of the locals any differently, did you?

E: No, we didn’t even have to dress any of the locals. They came as they were. People are always saying, oh my God, where’d you get these?
Fabulous costumes and the peasants carrying the sickle and the scythe would be herding the geese. As I said, we just walked out the door and there they were. One of the, my favourite moments in the movie is the musical number from the show.

M: Because you’re a showgirl, you’re touring your show.

Elvira: Big musical number, which comes outta nowhere there.

M: I thought you, you could have put a few more musical numbers in there.

E: Exactly. That’s what I thought too. I originally wanted the film to be a musical, kind of in the style of Rocky Horror, but that would’ve probably tripled our budget because just to shoot that one number took an entire day.
That may not seem like a lot, but when you just have a two and a half week schedule, a one day is a lot of time.

M: Within the budget, there was the money for some State orchestra to play the score for you.

Elvira: We went all the way to Russia to have this done, and it was done by the Russian Symphony Orchestra who were incredible and again, costs, a dime on the dollar of what we would’ve paid over here.

Maynard: In Romania was you couldn’t get a good stunt double, could you?

E: I couldn’t get a good stunt double. No. We got maybe the only female stunt girl that we could find. She unfortunately was missing a couple of things that she needed to play Elvira.

M: You have a rather voluptuous figure, which not all stunt doubles would probably have. It’d probably be a bad thing for their profession to, to have the, yeah.

Elvira: That, yeah. True. It just gets in the way. It could be a good thing, it does help cushion your falls, but that’s true. I don’t know. She was. Flat as a board. A wonderful girl and very talented as a stunt person, but flat as a board. So when it came to the scene for the pit and the pendulum, I actually had to do my own stunt work, which doesn’t seem like much to lay around all day on a slab.
But when you think about a 500 pound pendulum, even though it was made from fiberglass, it still weighed 500 pounds and it was so sharp, hanging right over your nose and swinging back and forth for several hours. Let me tell you that, that was no picnic.

M: I thought, on your right boob, there was a mark.

Elvira: Actually, there was a scratch mark there. What I did I there was I took a deep breath and the blade swung past me and made quite a large scratch across my breast. So just imagine if I would’ve sat up, I really think I would’ve been split in two. Anything that’s 500 pounds swinging back and forth at you, if it hits you going at quite a speed it’s not gonna be good. It was pretty damn frightening. I gotta tell you.

M: I heard you were gonna retire the Elvira character. Is that true? You gonna do some more Elvira work? What’s gonna happen Cassandra?
E: I’m working on a few projects right now. Another film that’ll probably be for video, it’s for a younger audience and it’s a film of one of the books I wrote a few years ago Camp Vamp, but I am moving the character toward eventually someone else playing the character.
I’m also working on an animation project right now, which is great because, I don’t have to look good. Also, I’ve been doing various voiceovers for a new channel here in United States called the Monster Channel, and I’ve been doing a lot of voiceovers for them. But eventually I’d love to see someone like, anybody, Angelina Jolie or whatever, play Elvira in another film.
To stretch herself as an actress in her most challenging role.

M: How do you cast that? If you had to say in a paragraph, this is what the character is and this is what you’ve gotta do, what would you say?

E: Oh my God, actress wanted to wear slinky dress, must have generous physical attributes and be pretty confident.

M: And sassy.

E: Sassy! That’s it sassy.

M: If nothing else, you are sassy or Elvira. I think we’ve sum up the whole character in one word there. Elvira’s Haunted Hills, it’s at video shops around the nation at this moment. What’s your favourite scene? What’s the one we should look out for?

Elvira: I think my favourite scene is the kind of the love scenes that I do with the handsome hunk, who I am chasing throughout the film. The guy we hired only spoke Romanians, so we dubbed his voice, dubbed it in the old style from the old fifties and sixties. Old Hercules films, very bad dubbing job.
That scene just cracks everybody up. It’s hilarious. I’m talking to him. He’s the only person who’s dubbed in the entire film. When you’re first watching it, you’re just like, what? What? Huh? It really throws you for a minute. Tthat was just a lucky mistake because we couldn’t find a guy with big muscles and long hair who could speak English.
So we took what we could get and it turned out to be a big asset.

Maynard: Cassandra, could you give us a big Elvira goodbye and we’ll see you next project.

Elvira: Alrighty. Unpleasant dreams, darling! from Elvira.

A Very Maynard Xmas 2025 – audio version

The audio from A Very Maynard Xmas 2025 for those that find all of my suits are a bit hard on your eyes..

A Very Maynard Xmas 2025 brings you the unexpected festive farce that you’ve come to expect from someone who has inflatable legs for a window.Low budget has been swapped out for no budget this year as a Xanadu-themed Xmas special brings you the talents of Leslie Fountain (Glenn Keenan), Fat Elvis (Chris Kelly, Ship-o’-Fools) and Olivia Cardboard-John on the Maynard International Studios Mainstage, as well as greetings from around the world and around Tony Push (whose new teeth are a feature this year), plus more impractical outfits and the wonders of Magpie TV.

Maynard with Xanadu album.
Maynard with Xanadu album.
Mari Wilson driving her christmas ute.
Mari Wilson driving her christmas ute.

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Video – A Very Maynard Xmas 2025

A Very Maynard Xmas 2025 – Sat 6th December 8.05pm (Syd)

A Very Maynard Xmas 2025 brings you the unexpected festive farce that you’ve come to expect from someone who has inflatable legs for a window.

Here is the link to view A Very Maynard Xmas 2025 for free. It will be live from around 8.15pm Saturday 6th December. Watch along with us and comment like a crazy person.

Low budget has been swapped out for no budget this year as a Xanadu-themed Xmas special brings you the talents of Leslie Fountain (Glenn Keenan), Fat Elvis (Chris Kelly, Ship-o’-Fools) and Olivia Cardboard-John on the Maynard International Studios Mainstage, as well as greetings from around the world and Bexley, plus more impractical outfits and the wonders of Magpie TV.

What you can expect Saturday December 6th from 8.15pm…

Guests include Tim Ferguson (Australian legend), one Wiggle and two Cockroaches and an indeterminate Xmas hand puppet. Leslie Fountain brings his finest Xanadu moves to our stage, Brigitte Handley has issues with technology, Tony Push is poorly lit on a dodgy street in Western Sydney, and George Hrab is all over Xmas like a rash as usual.

It’s the Xmas special that you probably don’t want or need, but you have anyway. Just in case everything else falls through. Where else are you going to get someone in a tree getting excited about Supernaut?

A Very Maynard Xmas 2025 promises you an hour of Xmas entertainment for which you will only have yourself to blame. Musically the show has everything from Swing to The New Seekers in their flares and maxi dresses. Plus, as expected, both the West Germans and that magpie remain permanently unimpressed.

A bit more of what you can expect Saturday December 6th from 8.15pm…
Maynard dances onstage with Fat Elvis. A Very Maynard Xmas 2025
Maynard dances onstage with Fat Elvis. A Very Maynard Xmas 2025
Maynard as the mythical Dr Who Christmas Nimon.
Maynard as the mythical Dr Who Christmas Nimon.
Maynard and Leslie Fountain during Xanadu song onstage.
Leslie Fountain is drained while Maynard helps Olivia Cardboard-John ascend.
None of us know what is happening next. On A very Maynard Xmas show 2025.
None of us know what is happening next. Especially Tim Ferguson’s dog Kylie Minogue.
Richard Saunders is the entire crew once again this year.
Richard Saunders is the entire crew once again this year.

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Video – Brain Freeze – The Coldest 100 – 2025

Prepare yourself for the video of the warmest parts of The Coldest 100, 2025.

Maynard hosts a video of Australia’s own Coldest 100 – 2025. Mostly picked by Andrew Sholl, it will features world class musical “issues” only Australia can produce.

The Coldest 100 is songs about Australia, or by Australians that sometimes didn’t turn out as planned…

Expect to see Good News, Kamahl, Kylie, ONJ, The Cockroaches, Collette, Simon Gallaher, Nick Cave and a lot of marsupials doing their bit to get on the show. Guest appearances from fellow Aussie travellers Paul Field, Bronwyn Mulcahy, Lesley Fountain (Glenn Keenan), Tony Push and the man in a tree (newly promoted with a desk).

Enjoy! Cobber…..

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Brain Freeze – video livestream The Coldest 100 – 2025 Saturday 29th March

Prepare yourself for the video livestream of the warmest parts of The Coldest 100, 2025.

Maynard hosts a video livestream of Australia’s own Coldest 100 – 2025. Saturday 29th March 8.15-9.30pm. Mostly picked by Andrew Sholl, it will feature world class musical “issues” only Australia can produce.

Join us in the live chatroom as we watch together in awe.

This is the link to view for free on the 29th March from 8.15pm for the unmissable pre -show : https://www.mixcloud.com/live/dj-maynard/

The Coldest 100 is songs about Australia, or by Australians that sometimes didn’t turn out as planned…

Expect to see Good News, Kamahl, Kylie, ONJ, The Cockroaches, Nick Cave and a lot of marsupials doing their bit to get on the show. Hopefully we’ll have quest appearances from my fellow Aussie travellers Paul Field, Bronwyn Mulcahy, Lesley Fountain (Glenn Keenan), Tony Push and the man in a tree (newly promoted with a desk). The UTC time is 9.15 for those unlucky enough not to be in this wide brown land.

See you then! Cobber…..

A look at what you can expect to see on Saturday night…

Link to video livestream active from 8.15pm Saturday (9.15 UTC) 29th March

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A Very Maynard Xmas 2024 Audio version

The audio from A Very Maynard Xmas 2024 for those that find all those colours hurt their eyes.

Broadcasting from the main arena at Maynard International Studios, just opposite the Gilmore Girls Memorial Auditorium, it will bring the magic of Santa’s grotto back into our lives. Hopefully in the good way.

Feature guests in A Very Maynard Xmas 2024 include Lesley Fountain/Glenn Keenan, Roy Darby, Chris Kelly of Ship o Fools. With Christmas greetings from Mari Wilson, Rob Darby, Christopher Laird of Radio Nowhere, George Hrab with The Christmas Sweaters, Brigitte Handley, Tony Push and his poinsettia, even Paul Field and Bronwyn Mulcahy of Countdown Live wave hello in this most awkward of Xmas variety shows.

David Hodo top of Xmas tree 2024
David Hodo top of Xmas tree 2024
The Xmas show is going well.

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Watch A Very Maynard Xmas 2024, December 7th.

A Very Maynard Xmas 2024 will be unlike any other lo-fi Xmas special ever seen by anyone ever.

Broadcasting from the main arena at Maynard International Studios, just opposite the Gilmore Girls Memorial Auditorium, it will bring the magic of Santa’s grotto back into our lives. Hopefully in the good way.

HERE IS THE LINK TO WATCH LIVE FROM 8.15pm (AEDT) 9.15 (UTC) on Mixcloud.com Saturday 7th December www.mixcloud.com/live/dj-maynard If link doesn’t work, paste it in your browser.

Feature guests in A Very Maynard Xmas 2024 include Lesley Fountain/Glenn Keenan, Roy Darby, Chris Kelly of Ship o Fools. With Christmas greetings from Mari Wilson, Rob Darby, Christopher Laird of Radio Nowhere, George Hrab with The Christmas Sweaters, Brigitte Handley, Tony Push and his poinsettia, even Paul Field and Bronwyn Mulcahy of Countdown Live wave hello in this most awkward of Xmas variety shows.

A Very Maynard Xmas 2024
A Very Maynard Xmas 2024
A very Maynard Xmas 2024 Lesley fountain dances 1
A Very Maynard Xmas 2024 Lesley Fountain, meteorologist.
Chris Kelly of Ship O Fools will be mucking about.

Download your free Can’t Stop The Music calendar

To celebrate finally getting to see the greatest disco roller skating movie ever made involving Steve Guttenburg on the BIG screen, download this 15 month Can”t Stop The Music calendar.

Suitable for your street or your sauna, it runs from October 2024 to the end of 2025. Which as well as watching the film with us, Ch 9 will play it again at least twice in that timeframe.

You can boldly print as large as A3 (or a more discrete A6) you’ll love the colour and movement only a static calendar can provide. Richard Saunders has really outdone himself in designing a colourful tribute to an unforgettable part of cinematic history. He even looks like Richard the tax lawyer in the movie, he’s that into it.

Enjoy and see many on you at the screening and after party on the 14th September.

Simply download it from the link below and print it any size you like.

As Steve Guttenburg says “Village People, that’s fantastic!”

Download the Can’t Stop The Music 2024/25 Calendar

Can't Stop The Music calendar 2024/25
Can’t Stop The Music calendar 2024/25