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Vinyl Lives! The Record Store, Darlinghurst

The Record Store in Goulburn Street, Darlinghurst is where you find Stephan Gyory (after 11am, “we keep civilised hours here”) surrounded by vinyl records of almost every genre (“but we don’t want your old Trance or Prog vinyl”)

He’s been in the vinyl record trade since he started at BPM Records in Oxford St (above the old Army disposal store) in 1994. At one stage, in the late 90s, there were fourteen dance music record stores in Darlinghurst. Sometimes at night in Darlinghurst it’s now difficult to find fourteen people.

But Stephan is optimistic about the future of the Oxford St precinct. “I run the local Chamber of Commerce. I’m currently on the City of Sydney late-night advisory panel, which is looking at how to diversify nightlife.”

But is the Oxford St too far gone?

“We lost the Flinders and it came back. We lost Q Bar, but that place was going to fall through its own floor anyway, we lost The Shift, and it’s just been bought by a group that are going to reopen as a club. This area and the community here is very resilient. The thing about Oxford Street is if you walk up it, Yeah, it’s a bit tatty, but if you walk across it, you don’t notice, because there’s lots of really cool things around it.”

So how about some advice to anybody thinking of opening a record store in 2018?

“Don’t go back in time and open a record store in 2003 because the following ten years will be terrible.”

So why do you still do it, with your not-so-silent-enough partner?

“Fucked if I know! Vinyl turned the corner probably five years ago and that was a function of music becoming a utility. When music went to streaming it just became like water and electricity. I think people seek to have relationships with music beyond pure consumption and the utility model is just a consumption model. But why am I in retail. I don’t know.I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. But I am my own boss and I don’t have a mortgage, no kids, and it’s a very fun lifestyle.”

Stephan caters to most styles of music at The Record Store, but there is one type of person he won’t tolerate in his shop.

“We don’t serve audiophiles. I mean, they don’t come here because we’re a very pedestrian shop to the point where if someone comes to us with a collection of rare collectible vinyl, we’ll send them to another store. When I buy second-hand, I want to be able to sell it for not very much money. I want you to be able to come in and buy more than one album. I don’t want people coming in with magnifying glasses looking at the grooves because they’re a fucking pain in the ass. They might be very lovely people but I don’t have the time or patience. I think I’ve only ever had to kick three people out of this store in 20 years, and all three were like that.”

So you and your magnifying glass can tell your story walking.

But a final word on musical taste from Stephan.

“I used to be quite intolerant of music I wasn’t into. This music is better than that music and then recently some Liberace got through and into our rock and pop section. Ordinarily I would give that stuff to Vinnie’s. This young Chinese girl came in, a full vinyl junkie, she bought Barry Manilow, Liberace and Richard Clayderman, and I thought”, “you know what these records bring you joy, and you’re into this format as much as I am.” “Cool.”

Just don’t go asking for Trance or Prog.

The Record Store online

The Record Store Facebook

Mildlife, Stephan’s favourite current release

Chris from Waterfront records in his Newcastle West record shop

The record Store, "pre loved" record section.
The “pre loved” record section. “I just realised, there’s no conceivable order to this section.”

The Record Store entrance on Goulburn St, off Crown St in Darlinghurst
The Record Store entrance in Goulburn St, Darlinghurst.

Patreon Pandering July 2018

Time to get sucked (up to)

Enjoy some sucking as Tim Ferguson and Maynard thank you personally for being a Patreon of Planet Maynard & Bunga Bunga. July’s Patreon Pandering comes from the Tim Ferguson fortress of arrogance and redoubt of famed alt right feline Kitler.

This month, as well as your own name praised, Tim and Maynard offer their private opinions about you all, as well as bringing the profession of psychology into doubt.

You can do the same and get a monthly show that panders to YOU personally, that only the pandered Patreons can receive. Join us!

Patreons can enjoy their monthly Patreon Pandering here

Become a Patreon of Planet Maynard

Bunga Bunga 46 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Tim Ferguson and Maynard in Bunga Bunga 46, a shenanigan that will live in infamy, answer the questions other podcasts even fear to speak aloud. We even crack open our Crankmail.

When is unfunny funny?

Should you be polite to Hitler?

Why can’t Tim Ferguson ever be friends with Paul McCartney? “If that’s the level of clarity Paul McCartney has about his own lyrics, no wonder John Lennon hated his guts.”

What music does Maynard really play in his VW?

Plus speculation on $2 wine and Buddha’s bladder. Sure, it’s not a great wine, but it is WINE.

This is a podcast described by a 9 year old who didn’t get an ice cream as “this is bullshit”.

We find out that Tim has given Maynard a valuable gift for his Bug Out Bag (maybe).

Maynard becomes the Grammar Guy. “I don’t even know what a split infinitive is, but I know what I like.”

Tim saves Canada and but more importantly,finally uncovers the Greens fiendish endgame.

And we test drive a new bit, Schrödinger’s Cool….

As you heard in Bunga Bunga 46

Wear your Activewear

Morris Minor & The Majors second single, only charted in Australia.

Possibly the best opening action scene to any Bond movie, with Sir Roger in his day glow 70s ski gear. Check out the cowbell.

James Bond Radio, for a deep dive into Bondage.

Scathing Atheist (thanks for the Thanos)

The Skepticrat (thanks for the Bunga)

The world in which we live in? You decide.

Late night traffic stop with Dr Schrödinger.

Toonces, the driving cat.

Absolute filth.

Our little mean kid sticks it to the Caped Crusader.

Maynard & Tim Ferguson at Supernova 2016.

The hell of Glebe Pt Road
The hell of Glebe Pt Road. As heard in Bunga Bunga 46.

Lunch with Lance Leopard

Time for a serious Oxford Street lunch with Lance Leopard, but not till after an even more serious viewing of Valley of the Dolls, a movie Lance agrees is a “great starting point for any camp movie collection’.

Join Maynard as he visits Lance Leopard, high in his ivory tower of scuttlebutt, where all secrets are hidden and revealed, overlooking the inhospitable wilds of Darlinghurst.

Topics covered in this show include, Delilah, The Gibson Brothers, Madonna’s movie career, Jane Fonda, Liberace, Marilyn Monroe on the piano, Bill Collins, Village People, Claire de Lune, Joe Hasham and ABBA.

Lance declares two “stupid films” that should never have been made. While Maynard gets the best scene from Tank Girl wrong.

And the next time someone you know isn’t getting what you are saying, just do what Lance does, and ask them; “can you hear the drums Fernando?”.

Lance did have a few other things he wished to be quoted on;

“I’m glad you’re working hard on this show Maynard, I’m as lazy as Dean Martin.”

“I thought the Madonna film Body of Evidence was a great film in a genre I’ve made up called faux Hitchcock.”

“Madonna can act, when she’s directed well and she’s not the leading character.”

“My favourite Bond film is Moonraker, it’s James Bond in space AND Shirley Bassey belts out the theme song.”

“I ironed Neil Tenant’s pants once backstage because the Pet Shop Boys wardrobe assistant had gone missing at The Phoenix Bar on ecstasy or something. I blame the gays.”

“I have long arms, so it never looks like I’m taking a selfie. It looks like I’m just waving.”

“I’ve been called a gay icon, and I’ve been called worse.”

“Now a new audience has rediscovered me, I’m trapped with my quiff, my perfect eyebrows and my matte complexion.”

” Now that I’m older, I’ve realised timing and lighting is EVERYTHING.”

Enjoy your lunch with Lance, see you at the buffet….

Maynard’s 1989 interview with Jackie O’Sullivan of Bananrama during their Australian tour

Madonna in Lance’s favourite scene from Dick Tracey, love that dialogue.

Lunch with Lance. Lance Leopard enjoys some Valley of the Dolls Karaoke.
Lance Leopard enjoys some Valley of the Dolls Karaoke.

Patreon Pandering May – Lance Leopard & Tim Ferguson

A regular monthly micro show, Patreon Pandering, is very secret squirrel with the intention to thank all the Patreon supporters that keep Planet Maynard spinning.

This month Lance Leopard and Tim Ferguson open a bottle of thank you cream, and spread over where it is needed most, the supporters, who, month after month give Planet Maynard the goose it needs to keep going.

Have a listen if you are a Patreon

If you aren’t a current Patreon, give as little as a dollar a month and you’ll be in the show next month.

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Bunga Bunga 45 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

In this Bunga Bunga 45, Tim Ferguson & Maynard deal with comedy, politics, cats, podcasting, fashion, war movies, cartoons, smoking, karaoke, history, religion as well as your Crankmail. Without exception they get it all completely wrong.

Tim gives you the names of the best comics at the recent Melbourne Comedy Festival and both of them will impress you with their sporting knowledge.

The only Australian podcast that is all about generalisations and obfuscations, you can never accuse Bunga Bunga of clarity.

Links from the show

Tim’s Comedy Workshops & Artwork

What Double J Should Sound Like show 198

Who Are These Podcasts?

Tea With Alice

Friendly Fire

Roger Ramjet – Dr Ivan Evilkisser

Patreon Pandering, blowing smoke up those who count.

A new regular monthly micro show, Patreon Pandering, has kicked off from Planet Maynard to thank all the Patreon supporters that keep the show afloat.

Appropriately titled Patreon Pandering, it will hopefully blow smoke up where it is needed most, the supporters who, month after month, goose Planet Maynard to keep going.

If you are a current Planet Maynard Patreon supporter have a listen to the new monthly show that deliberately sucks up to YOU.

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Bunga Bunga Live! The Festival of Dumb Ideas. Act 2

Return to the murky meme infested world of Bunga Bunga live. Act 2 of The Festival of Dumb Ideas.

In which Tim Ferguson & Maynard are still faffing around on stage at The Harold Park Hotel, on 14th November.

They launch a tremendous new quiz show, Well Bunga Me! in which Cheron makes a few mistakes.

Guests: Simon Day (Ratcat & graphic designer) & Carrie Hardie (comedy agent & producer)

Subjects this show include; Australian film, the Catholic Church, Tim’s powerful and compelling artwork and the cat that works at The Sydney Morning Herald.

Here’s Act 1 if you missed it.

Here’s details of our next live recording, A Very Bunga Bunga Xmas, 19th December.

Get your tickets for A Very Bunga Bunga Xmas 2017

Maynard’s favourite Australian movie.