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Sydney Hellfire Club throws in the whip after 27 years

The Sydney Hellfire Club, clearly one of the most interesting nightclubs on the Sydney scene, has called it a night after 27 years (or 26 years and 10 months, if you want to be pedantic).

Master Tom and Ultra sat down after the final party on 27th December and told the reason why they are ending their successful run. Also just a few stories from a version of Sydney nightlife that won’t be back in a hurry.

What really made Hellfire work for so long was that we genuinely held a particular defined philosophy, that we stuck to rigorously. Even when it was economically irrational to do so.

Master Tom
Sydney Hellfire Club first night at The Shift. Maynard & friends
Sydney Hellfire Club first night at The Shift. Maynard & friends

Sydney Hellfire Club simple to follow house rules

Having fun at Sydney Hellfire Club first night at Midnight Shift

The Art of the Hookup book mentioned during the interview

Listen to the full interview above. Here is a wicked partial transcript:

Maynard: When you do something for a long time, when you do something for 26 years and 10 months, you’re not just good at it, you’re fucking brilliant at it! I’m talking to the two people that have run the Hellfire Club in Sydney for 26 years and 10 months. We’ve got Ultra and Master Tom, how are you feeling? It’s 48 hours after you put the Club to bed for the last time.

Master Tom: We’re feeling every one of those 26 years and 10 months. Can I just say, I was young and skinny when it started. Now I’m twice the man I used to be.

Maynard: And you two actually met at the club.

Ultra: We did. We met in maybe August 1993.

Maynard: Looking at the final night you had there, the crowd has evolved. There were a lot of people looking the look. But not really playing the way they used to back in the day. Is that because society’s changed or because my eyes are so bad I didn’t see it.

Master Tom: Oh both. There was a bit of play going on around the frames. There were two A-frames going, one in the back corner, one in the front corner. Things have changed. Nightclubs have changed. Nightclub culture’s changed. The Black Market was a unique and special place. Kind of anything you wanted you did. It was all brand new then and everyone was making it up as they went along and there was nowhere else to do anything like that at the time. But since then, and largely as a result of Hellfire, there’s been a proliferation of other events, other parties, other venues, and other opportunities for people to do this kind of stuff. Not just in a nightclub.

Maynard: What was the final straw then? The thing that happened for you to say, “Let’s end it”.

Ultra: A $20,000 minimum bar spend.

Maynard: That’s a lot of money. In the world of Australian nightclubs, is that considered a high minimum spend at the bar? Explain to people what that is.

Master Tom: A minimum spend is the amount the club owner has to take. If they take any less than that, you have to make up the difference. For example, at Hellfire the average spend over the bar was probably around $12,000, so we would have been having to pay them $8,000 per night to make it up to that $20,000 minimum, on top of paying for everything from the Door Bitches to the performers, the DJs, the lighting guy, and so on and so on.

Maynard: What about for the future? Maybe do an annual thing? Would there be a No Holes Barred one of these days? Any thoughts of that or do you just want to go away on your holiday?

Ultra: I think we need to have a little rest. Then reset and think about where we want to be. I’m sure a million people will dive in on our night and try something in the interim. So I’m quite happy to clear the decks and let them.

Maynard: Hey, but with a minimum spend like that, they better have deep pockets.

Master Tom: We are really exhausted. If someone had told us all those years ago that we’d still be doing this 26 odd years later, there’s no way we would have believed them and we deserve a rest.

Maynard: We thought everything was going to get wilder and it didn’t. We thought it was going to become the 1920s and it’s become the 1850s. That was not a good time.

Ultra: It has been harder to promote because as you pointed out at the very beginning, we went from people who were outsiders because they were rejected by society, and when you’ve been rejected by society, you kind of develop these ethics that you’re not gonna treat people like that. So now we are in a society where everyone feels like an outsider. So we’re actually trying to promote to mainstream people, which meant the rules had to come back in. So it was kind of funny. We’ve gone from a club that was full of renegades that didn’t have rules, to one that was full of mainstream people that needed rules.

Maynard: Is part of that because of identity politics ? Everyone was being seen as a group and now everybody, because of intersectionality, can be a party of one. They can find differences very easily, where before they could find similarity.

Master Tom: I think, at least in the case of the BDSM fetish scene, that it started off as a very inner city phenomenon, and over the years it gradually radiated out further and further in concentric circles until it started taking in the inner West and the outer West, and then Greater Sydney and then regional Australia and so on. Half of the people, at least of the people that have been attending Hellfire over the last few years, aren’t even from anything like what you would even consider to be Sydney.

Maynard: There are a few people that are still getting over the Hellfire show you did in Darwin.

Master Tom: All these things have happened, like Fifty Shades of Grey that took BDSM, fetish or kink or whatever you want to call it out of being a very small and hidden subculture and made it really, really mainstream, and that opened it up to all kinds of people and there’s good and bad that comes with that. The good part is for people who do have kinks, they can feel less bad about it and go, “Oh my God, I’m not alone”. But also at the same time, it robs it of some of its subversive power. It’s a double edged sword.

Maynard: On behalf of everybody who went to Hellfire ever in the last 26 years and 10 months, I would like, thank you for a fucking great time.

Ultra: Yay. Thanks for coming. It was yours. It was everybody that came to this club. It wasn’t just ours. It was certainly something that we did together.

Master Tom: It sure was. Otherwise, it would have been a very, very small thing.

2020 Maynard calendar. Download it for free.

Travel through 2020 with your Maynard calendar. Your year has to be better.

You’ll see Tim Ferguson, Lance Leopard, and all the usual Maynard antics that make up what he calls a year in full colour (except February).

Download the 2020 calendar as a 12 page pdf file below:

Maynard 2020 calendar pdf

Have it printed in A5, A4 or even A3 for a year of Maynard on the wall or desk of your choice.

Compiled by Richard Saunders from stolen photos from Maynard’s scrapbook.

November page Maynard 2020 calendar
Antics in November, Maynard 2020 calendar

A Very Recalcitrant Xmas 2019

Tim Ferguson and Maynard bring you A Very Recalcitrant Xmas 2019, the Xmas show that doesn’t really want to be here.

Tim wants Lego for Xmas, Maynard doesn’t even want Xmas for Xmas.

Ferguson has his usually spot on predictions for next year, remember he has correctly called every Australian election this century.

To help along the way we have podcast friends from around the world dropping in to make this the most recalcitrant show of your festive season.

Lance Leopard, The Darbys, Karl & Andy from Who Are These Podcasts?, George Hrab, Christopher Laird & Tony Push all bring us their reality of Xmas. See if it matches yours.

From all here at Planet Maynard we wish you A Very Recalcitrant Xmas 2019

The Isotopes Xmas groove on Soundcloud

The Very Barry Crocker Xmas show from 1989

George Hrab with his Geologic podcast

Tune into Who Are These Podcasts?

The Darbys Facebook page

Christopher Laird & Rather Resplendent Records

Everything Tim Ferguson

A Very Barry Crocker Xmas 1989

Unheard since December 1989, Australian legend Barry Crocker live on the Maynard breakfast show on Triple J.

A Very Barry Crocker Xmas has is all, Barry sings with Adeva, advises you on personal security while travelling and gives some 1989 fashion tips.

Barry brings all the festive foolish fun and good humour he is known for as well as a Xmas tune from Damien Lovelock that Barry eventually loved.

Barry Crocker cover of Both Sides now album
Barry never did explain how he could fit in that sportscar.

Barry Crocker on Wikipedia

Barry Crocker’s website with music and clips

Barry Crocker with Doug Anthony Allstars

Barry Crocker & Maynard wish you a very Barry Christmas

Barry Crocker at Don Lane memorial 2009
Barry Crocker at Don Lane memorial 2009

Thank you to Chris Norris the producer who recorded this, in the multi track studio of Triple J in William St, December 1989.

A Very Maynard Xmas 2000 Channel V

It’s a selection of music and Xmas musings in A Very Maynard Xmas 2000 from Channel V on Foxtel from 2000.

Keep an eye out for Jabba, Yumi, Kyla, Mary, Mike, Andrew G, James Matheson and Andrew Mercardo, as we enjoy a getaway near an open fireplace with some moments from Channel V in 2000.

If you liked the earlier Maynard Channel V Xmas show, this will give you that same funny feeling in your water.

Uncool Yule 2 – More Dud Xmas Discs

Dave Mulligan brings you an uncool yule when he returns with 3 great songs for the holiday season, or so he thinks.

Dave Mulligan is a 50s and 60s record collector, mainly 45s, and every year Maynard asks him to share a few that you don’t normally hear at this time of year. Or ever really.

Maynard and Dave Mulligan apologise and wish you a very Uncool Yule.

Andy Williams does a variety show version of Music To Watch Girls By in 1967
The German Bublé, Tom Gaebel  2012. Note the outfits and set influenced from 1967 show.

Video – A Very Maynard Xmas 1998

But what would A Very Maynard Xmas look like?

In 1998 we found out when Foxtel’s Channel V assigned Mary Datoc and Maynard to dig up clips and music from around all Foxtel channels in a way that would never happen now.

All the Channel V presenters of the time turned up at Maynard’s for an afternoon and this show was the result.

Unseen since 1998 Planet Maynard presents A Very Maynard Xmas (an El Cheapo production)

Kylie Minogue, Enjoy Yourself tour, Sydney 1990

Kylie Minogue’s Enjoy Yourself tour played Sydney on 5th February 1990. I was there to cover it for my Triple J breakfast show the next morning. Some of the interviews you’ll hear in this audio never made the breakfast show that next morning (the Dad from Stroud for example).

People who can spot talent realise Kylie’s not trying to preach from a soapbox. She’s just a young chick who’s having a good time and pleasing a lot of people with her music.

Richard Wilkins MTV Feb 1990

At Kylie Minogue’s third only live show in Australia, you’ll hear Ms Minogue herself, Ray Medhurst (Rockmelons), Nick Ferris (Ten Wedge), Alan Jones (you know him), DJ Pee Wee Ferris, James Freud (Models and bass in Kylie’s stage band), Richard Wilkins (MTV etc), Glen A Baker, even Dave Mason (The Reels). Not to mention the sometimes blunt opinions of the overexcited audience that paid the 1990 price of about $30 a ticket at the Sydney Entertainment Centre.

Kylie Minogue’s set list from the night

But there was a lot of “Kylie cringe” going on still at the beginning of 1990. Regardless of this, a lot of groovers and hipsters from around Sydney were in the audience to see her show that February night, even though some of the black clothing set looked a bit uncomfortable outside Kings Cross and Darlinghurst.

I think there should be more shows like this. It’s unpretentious in so many ways. It’s really honest. It’s showbiz.

James Freud, Feb 5th 1990 (about 11:30pm backstage)

Supported by Indecent Obsession the Enjoy Yourself show played to a capacity Sydney Entertainment Centre crowd that didn’t stop screaming and singing along all night. Most of the music you’ll hear was recorded by me in the middle of that deliriously screaming crowd, which might give you a feel of what it was like to be there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUF-IFJR36Q
Watch the show we saw that night…

Prior to Kylie starting her show, what looked like Jason Donovan in the seated audience section caused a chorus of shrieking just before the show started. Once the show started everyone quickly forgot the Jason incident and had an opinion about Kylie’s black velveteen catsuit (as you will hear, it was her favourite outfit of the show).

Kylie Minogue, performing in concert, Enjoy Yourself Tour, La Cigale, Paris, France, Tuesday 8th May 1990. (Photo by NCJ Archive/Mirrorpix/Getty Images)

Thankyou to the producers who helped produce this, some of which never made it to air on the morning of 6th Feb 1990. Chris Norris & Simon Marnie.

Enjoy Yourself, you’ll hear we ALL did that night.

Kylie Minogue Enjoy Yourself tour crew list 1990
The people who worked on the Enjoy Yourself tour 1990

DJ Mark Alsop – Moving forward, glancing back.

DJ Mark Alsop has been a favourite DJ across Australia for 36 years. He started in Oxford Street, Sydney and is a valued member of the GLBT community. In this show he has some stories, dirt and music to share. So listen up and meet his dog, Boo Boo.

Boo Boo isn’t spoilt. He’s just well looked after.

Coming to you from Mark’s undisclosed location, it’s a podcast full of tales you might not have heard and just some of the music Mark loves. We perhaps answer that burning social issue; What is the gayest track ever?

With decades of experience in the Sydney DJ box, here’s sure fire advice on the one thing NEVER to do in a club:

Don’t type your request out in size five font on your phone that only a fifteen year old can read, then wave it around in front of the DJ booth like a monkey.

DJ Mark Alsop on the Navigation cruise 2007
You can see his backwash.

His views on marriage:

I’m a big homosexual. What would I be doing marrying a woman?

AND finally find out how we feel about people asking for requests:

People asking for requests… that never ends well.

DJ Mark Alsop’s comprehensive website, including his remixes and podcast:

https://www.markalsop.com

There’s that time he was filmed in bed with a woman as well:

Mark Alsop and Maynard go aft during the Navigaytion cruise 2007:

Maynard & DJ Mark Alsop, Leather Pride Fair Day 2005
Maynard & DJ Mark Alsop, Leather Pride Fair Day 2005
DJ Mark Alsop & DJ Sandi Hotrod Sydney Leather Pride fair day 2004
Leather Pride Fair Day 2004 Mark Alsop Sandi Hotrod
Mark Alsop with Paul
Mark & Paul

Maynard’s Loveshack – October 26th

If you like your retro dance sounds eclectic, this is the night for you. Maynard, the retro DJ, presents a night of shameless sounds that celebrate the pop and pretentiousness of the late 20th century. We play both sorts of music Disco AND New Romantic.

A Loveshack good time.

DJ TC will be playing a supporting set of disco dance tracks from 8pm. On the 26th his set will all about “forgotten classics”. Expect to hear Melissa Tkautz “Read My Lips”, Cathy Dennis “Touch Me”, Sigue Sigue Sputnik “Love Missile F1-11” and Mel & Kim “Showing Out”. So get your Disco on early.

80s dancers at Loveshack
Dancers get the Loveshack vibe.

Let’s get straight to the biscuits! What can you expect to hear at Maynard’s Loveshack?

A lot of rushing, hushing and flushing as the famous Loveshack Rocket blasts off into orbit.

Jump on board and get your groove on to cosmic music like this:

Can’t Take My Eyes Off You -Boys Town Gang

Tainted Love – Gloria Jones

Stop – Spice Girls

Venus – Tom Jones

Jump Around – House of Pain

Respectable – Mel & Kim

Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy- Bette Midler

Shocked – Kylie Minogue

Express Yourself – Madonna

To Cut A Long Story Short – Spandau Ballet

My Own Way – Duran Duran

Tijuana Taxi – Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass

So, come along, dress like it’s whatever year YOU want, and check your cool at the door!

Loveshack Facebook event

Couple at Loveshack
Shom and Rebecca with their New Romantic party hats.