Thanks to David Campbell and Sylvia Jeffreys at Today Extra on 9 who had me in to talk Sydney Underground Film Festival and the Starstruck screening on 12th September at 3pm.
It was also the media debut of Cardboard Kennedy, who will be available for photos before the screening.
If you’d like your own 15 month Starstruck calendar, download it from the link below and print it any size you like.
I hope to see many of you at the Starstruck screening and after party on 12 September as part of the 2026 Sydney Underground Film Festival. There will be Starstruck prizes for best costume.
To pump up the greatest Australian cinematic musical of 1982, STARSTRUCK, on the big screen again after all these years, download your free 15 month calendar.
Suitable for your share house or your harbourside pub, it runs from October 2026 to the end of 2027.
You can boldly print it as large as A3 or as a more discreet A6. Enjoy 15 months of this colourful neon soaked spectacular. Richard Saunders spent time going cross eyed designing a fitting tribute to an unforgettable part of Australian cinematic history. That somehow often gets forgotten.
Simply download it from the link below and print it any size you like:
Enjoy! I hope to see many of you at the Starstruck screening and after party on 12 September as part of the 2026 Sydney Underground Film Festival. https://www.suff.com.au/starstruck
Starstruck is a movie to be celebrated every day of the year. “Be what you like, like what you be. It’s no dream.”
Starstruck Maynard calendar 2025/26. Look at all that colour and movement!
I’m beyond excited to reveal we are screening STARSTRUCK in 4K for the Sydney Underground Film Festival this year.
STARSTRUCK from 1982 is one of my favourite Australian films, although it is rarely (if ever) on television and hasn’t been available on DVD for over 20 years.
The Sydney Underground Film Festival is at The Factory in Marrickville. STARSTRUCK will be screened on Saturday, 12 September at 3pm.
I will be awarding lo-fi but unique prizes before the screening for the best outfits, and DJ-ing afterwards in the courtyard bar.
If you came to last year’s Xanadu screening, you know we encourage singing and dancing, so bop along to Starstruck in what will be the most shamelessly colourful cinema celebration in Sydney. Dress up like it’s 1982 or pick a character from the film: Jackie, Angus, Ice Cream Girl or Max Cullen as the dressing gown wearing Reg. Maybe it’s time to break out that tutu you’ve got there.
Jackie in mock peril during her high wire publicity stunt
Tickets are limited, as are the people who really get into this film. There is nothing quite like sharing the enjoyment of a unique film with a cinema full of exuberant like-minded individuals. This will be fun, tutu or no tutu! Probably don’t bring a live cockatoo though, that wouldn’t work out well.
You can tell I’m excited about this film
Starstruck movie soundtrack insert sheet (Australian release)
Dr Cara Santa Maria has been with The Skeptics Guide To The Universe podcast for over 11 years now. Along with the rest of the crew, she recently visited Sydney, Australia for NotACon, hosted by SGU and Australian Skeptics. The three day skeptical festival was full of science and science adjacent antics.
During a break in the last night of the show, I was lucky to catch Cara, who is a clinical health psychologist, science communicator, podcaster, and Emmy Award-winning journalist. She has a Ph.D. in Clinical Psychology and completed her postdoctoral fellowship in 2025 in the Patient and Family Support Program at the Cedars-Sinai Cancer Center. She also holds an M.A. in Clinical Psychology, an M.S. in Biology with a concentration in Neuroscience, and a B.S. in Psychology with a minor in Philosophy.
So obviously I started by asking her about Devo ..
Cara Santa Maria 2018. Source: Wiki
Our conversation ranged from advertising on podcasts to being a public figure, and we even speculate on how much George Michael will be played by George Hrab at the 80s Singalong grand finale at NotACon.
Also we discover Cara’s height in the newly discovered German metric measurement of the Zentimeter. Breaking news: she’s 165,000 Zentimeters.
Sunday Afternoon Fever, Triple J live to air 15th November 1992 and I’m heavily celebrating International Village People Day.
We had original Village People members David Hodo (Construction Worker) and Felipe Rose (Native American) live in the studio to take listeners’ questions and take some Polaroid photos with me … which were the prizes later in the show for Maynard’s Mastermind, we were that cheap.
The people at home are sitting there thinking – “Tonight, I want to see something cheap and vulgar.”
David Hodo -Village People
Some of the questions for David and Felipe included:
John (Adelaide) – Why a construction worker?
James (Sydney) – Why is David’s nickname “Scar”?
Caroline (Perth) – Is Glenn Hughes’ (Leatherman) back as hairy as his chest?
Marissa (Sydney) – Do they have any costumes to wear in front of their friends?
Caroline (Melbourne) – “Village People are the best band in the world ever!”
Elvis (Gold Coast) – Remake Blue Hawaii with Village People.
Mrs Fred Sinatra has gone missing at the Sands Casino buffet in Las Vegas, so I call them to see if I can find her.
This show featured a lot of technical trouble with the new Poul Kirk digital audio desks that were installed throughout the Ultimo ABC at that time. We had to reboot (which took between 5-7 minutes) two or three times during the live broadcast, which meant moving to another studio briefly, then back again to maintain continuity. I really did miss broadcasting from Triple J’s William St Sydney studios. We rarely experienced technical issues as often there. Except when Micheal Tunn spilt cola into the desk. But that only happened once…
Lance and The Hollywood Kids dish the very 1992 Tinsel Town gossip (Bram Stoker’s Dracula, Alladdin, Jack Nicholson, U2 & the Madonna Sex book).
While listeners Michelle (North Ryde), Julian (Newcastle) & Peter Young a current Patreon supporter (Castle Hill) play Maynard’s Mastermind. This week it was top to bottom Village People questions.
Movie man Peter Castaldi reviews Can’t Stop The Music and the 1992 releases Honeymoon In Vegas and the final ever Carry On movie with Julian Clary, Carry On Columbus.
But what did you play on the show Maynard? Here is a list for ya!.
Village People – Macho Man (Live) Def Fx – Surfers Of The Mind Cure – Friday I’m In Love Lene Lovich – Lucky Number (Recorded live 1983 by Triple J) Single Gun Theory – From A Million Miles (Recorded live by Triple j) Ratcat – Holiday (Recorded live by Triple J) The Rutles – Goosestep Mama Shonen Knife – Goosestep Mama L7 – Pretend We’re Dead Hoodoo Gurus – Come Anytime Divinyls – I Ain’t Gonna Eat Out My Heart Anymore Shamen – Boss Drum (Beatmasters Mix) Big Tuna – Normie Vs Casey (Demo) Swing Out Sister – Am I The Same Girl? Soft Hard – Take A Walk On The Wild Side (Cantonese) Baby Animals – Impossible To Fly Stray Cats – Elvis On Velvet Custard – Bedford Village People – YMCA (Live) The Sharp – Talking Shy Was (Not Was) – Shake Your Head A.L.T. & The Lost Civilization – Tequila Bananarama – Movin’ On Sultans Of Ping – Where’s Me Jumper? Betty Boo – I’m On My Way Madonna – Fever Stereo MC’s – Connected Village People – Can’t Stop The Music Gloria Gaynor – I Will Survive Utah Saints -Something Good Duran Duran – Rio Village People – Spend The Night (partial) Village People – Diet (partial) Village People – Milkshake Village People – Spare My Balls (live) Village People – Trash Disco (live) Four Seasons – Oh, What A Night The Popinjays – Too Jung Frente! – Accidentally Kelly Street May May – Life’s A Test Fantastic Planet – Carry On Columbus Dwight Yoakam – Suspicious Minds Utah Saints – Something Good New Order – Bizarre Love Triangle Village People – San Fransisco (You Got Me)
Top tunes on International Village People Day, or anytime for that matter.
Special thanks to the work of Anne Marie my Producer and all Triple J in 1992.
Sunday Afternoon Fever, Triple J live to air on 14 November 1993 and what a line up! Dannii Minogue is back in Australia, engaged to Julian McMahon, and she has a new album to play us. Denis Leary is chuffed with the success of his No Cure For Cancer album and his song Asshole, which SAF was the first to play in Australia. I’m especially proud of that one.
“When people say to me ‘I don’t like Kylie’s music’, I think, I’m her sister you know.”
Dannii Minogue
Mrs Sinatra in Las Vegas has a new cordless speaker phone. Micheal Idato at the Mirror newspaper wanted to know who gave Ann-Maree Cooksley her job at Channel 9, so I rang them and asked. Lance and The Hollywood Kids share some very 1993 gossip about Heather Locklear and Johnny Depp.
We announce the 9 runners up and the winner of Sit Next To Maynard at Madonna Contest and play the Madonna soundalike entries we received. Thanks to Jaynie Edwards (Perth), Carolyn Hull (Bassendean, Perth), Lewis Payton and Rachael Wood (Subiaco, Perth), Kay Richards (Gorokan, NSW), Vivian and Rosie (Pascoe Vale, Melbourne), Caitlin Yeo (Earlwood, Sydney), runner up Nick Yankovic (Marino, Adelaide) for his polka rendition of Like a Virgin and the winner Eirinn Johnson (Northbridge, Perth) for his high Baroque interpretation of Erotic.
Richard Kingsmill drops by to spin some Revolting Cocks.
Listeners Ainsley (Melbourne), Kirren (Kardinya, Perth) and Jason (Brisbane) play Maynard’s Mastermind testing their Minogue family knowledge. Questions were prepared by the researcher for the show, Justine.
Crappy New Releases feature Desi Arnaz and The Muppets.
We even hear the start of the film show that followed Sunday Afternoon Fever at 6pm, Creatures Of The Spotlight with Peter Castaldi and Lawrie Zion.
But what tracks will we hear from the show Maynard? Here’s a list smarty bum.
Salt-N-Pepa – Shoop The Wonder Stuff – Caught In My Shadow The Models – Preacher From The Black Lagoon The Cure – Hello, I Love You Urge Overkill – Positive Bleeding Die Screaming Lederhosens – Dog Pound Hop (Ren & Stimpy Theme) Weird Al Yankovic – Bedrock Anthem Captain Coco – The Three Little Bops The Beloved – Outer Space Girl M People – Movin’ On Up Denis Leary – Asshole Denis Leary – Voices In My Head New Order – Regret Barefoot (Rowan Smith) – Baby (You Got in the Way) Madonna – Hanky Panky Kate Bush – Eat The Music Dannii Minogue – Be Careful Dannii Minogue – Get Into You Kylie Minogue – Shocked (DNA Mix) Rage Against The Machine – Killing In The Name Pet Shop Boys – Go West The Revolting Cocks – Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? (Rod Stewart cover) Jenny Morris – Price I Pay (Billy Bragg cover) The Other Two (Gillian and Stephen from New Order) – Selfish Dennis Walter – The Ship Song (Nick Cave cover) Caligula – Tears Of A Clown ABBA – Lay All Your Love On Me (Ben Liebrand remix) Massive Attack – Unfinished Sympathy
Every song a winner!
Special thanks to the work of Anne Marie as Producer, Justine Lynch and all Triple J in 1993.
Triple J live to air 18th April 1993 and despite the ARIA awards being on the Wednesday, it seemed the Australian music industry was still missing in action on Sunday Afternoon Fever as I brought to Australia everyone that would talk to me on the night, from the Sydney Entertainment Centre.
Multiple interviews from artists and audience members during the 1993 ARIA after party. (no recorders allowed during the actual show, remember when that was a thing?)
Hear from Ash from Caligula, Andy Glitre, Boom Crash Opera, Glen A Baker, Elle McFeast, D-Gen, Mick Molloy, Jane Kennedy, The Rockmelons, Ray Medhurst, Johnny Diesel, Kate Cebrano, Crowded House and more…
Lance and The Hollywood Kids dish the very 1993 Tinsel Town gossip (Johnny Depp has bought a nightclub). While listeners Matt (Perth), Amy (Adelaide) & Jason Strong (Wannaroo, WA) play Maynard’s Mastermind. This week it was random music clip questions prepared by the newly promoted senior researcher for the show Justine.
Crappy New Releases from Kim Carnes and Eddie Murphy.
But what tunes did you play on the show Maynard? Here is a list I still stand by.
Utah Saints – New Gold Dream Shaggy – Oh Carolina Tom Jones – Help Yourself (Live in Las Vegas) Hummingbirds – If A Vow Def Fx – Feels Good Snow – Informer Tlot Tlot – Mothers Fluid Yothu Yindi – Sunset Dreaming (Reckless Kelly soundtrack remix) Barry Manilow – Copacabana (1993 remix) Belly – Feed The Tree The Church – Under The Milky Way Rob Clarkson – The Sphinx, The Parthenon & Me Headless Chickens – Juice Nits – Soap Bubble Box Mixed Relations – Aboriginal Woman Steven Wright – Bizarre Airways Heaven 17 – Penthouse & Pavement Boom crash Opera – In The Morning Pee Wee Herman – The Girl On The Flying Trapeze Single Gun Theory – From a Million Miles Right Said Fred – Stick It Out (Red Nose Day single) Digable Planets – Rebirth of Slick (Cool Like Dat) Caligula – I.C.U Rockmelons – Form One Planet (1993 remix) James Taylor Quartet – Love The Life (1993 remix) The Real Thing – You To Me Are Everything Cleopatra Wong – Baby For You Ween – Push The Little Daises St Etienne – Your In A Bad Way Swamp Zombies – Creeps Elektric Music – Baby Come Back Clip Clop Club – Rabbit Shootin’ Just A Gigolo – David Lee Roth
Top tunes!
Special thanks to the work of Anne Marie the Producer, Justine Lynch and all Triple J in 1993.
With the tragic passing of James Valentine, I thought it was time to finally get the reel of video tape he gave me in 1987 digitised.
The Australian Television Archive did a great job on the 39 year old tape. Brought to life in (1987) broadcast quality.
Turns out James put 7 segments of “Mayhem With Maynard” on this open reel 1 inch video tape.
The Planet Maynard Patreons paid for the digitisation, so they get first look at the segments over the next month. Then I’ll put them up here or on my YouTube channel.
James Valentine was certainly the consummate professional here. Always holding the show together no matter what was going on.
“Mayhem With Maynard” was on across James’s tenure hosting The Afternoon Show (1987-1990) with even a “Dare Maynard” segment that usually resulted in me getting messy or hurt.
Sorry, I don’t know where those tapes are.
You’ll see them turn up on this page over the next month sometime.
James has Maynard make some signs and attempt to talk surf lingo.“Let’s put those Go-Go moves together!”Teasing the big Go-Go dancing spectacular later that afternoon
James and Maynard -The world’s smallest big bandThe history of Big Band music (says Maynard)
With the tragic passing of James Valentine, I thought it was time to finally get the reel of video tape he gave me in 1987 digitised.
The Australian Television Archive did a great job on the 39 year old tape. Brought to life in (1987) broadcast quality.
Turns out James put 7 segments of “Mayhem With Maynard” on this open reel 1 inch video tape, for which few players remain around Australia.
The Planet Maynard Patreons paid for the digitisation, so they get first look at the segments over the next month. Then I’ll put them up for all to see either here or on my Youtube channel.
James Valentine was certainly the consummate professional here. Always holding the show together no matter what was going on.
“Mayhem With Maynard” was on across James’s tenure hosting The Afternoon Show (1987-1990) with even a “Dare Maynard” segment that usually resulted in me getting messy or hurt.
Sorry, I don’t know where those tapes are.
Patreons enjoy! Everyone else, you’ll see them next month sometime.
James Valentine and Maynard talk Go-Go moves. James Valentine’s Afternoon Show 1987.
Gene Pitney toured Australia in October 2003. It was his last time in Australia as he died while on tour in the UK in 2006. I caught up with him at the beginning of that 2003 tour in Sydney. He told me the stories behind some of his iconic songs, from 1961’s Town Without Pity to his collaboration with Marc Almond in 1989, Something’s Got A Hold Of My Heart.
1963 Gene Pitney album World Wide Winners
Maynard: Gene Pitney, welcome once again to Australia. Gene: Thank you very much, Maynard. Maynard: How many times all up now? Gene: A hundred. Maynard: A hundred times. It feels like that, hey? Gene: I don’t really know, but I think at least a dozen times since the early sixties. Maynard: Do you remember the first tour? Was it very strange to be so far away? Gene: The very first tour was with a bunch of Brits, I think it was when the, uh, so-called British Invasion happened, and it was Dusty Springfield, Gerry and the Pacemakers, Brian Poole and the Tremolos and me. Maynard: Who was your major competition when you were first starting out? Who was the person you really had to worry about? Gene: I never, ever thought of it in that direction at all. I just loved what I was doing, loved having the opportunity of being out there, and there wasn’t an awful lot of that around at that time. I think there was a great camaraderie in the sixties. People would join in and if somebody was doing a session, they would say, if you’re a town or something and you run into ’em, they’d say, come on, stop by and see what’s going on. There was no really great competition. The competition was the audience going out and seeing how good a show you could do. Maynard: One of the strangest connections I’ve found with you is you’ve got a Rolling Stones connection. Gene: Well, it was political to begin with. My publicist in the UK, Andrew Loog Oldham, was the Rolling Stonesí first manager. As a result, we got to know each other. I had never ever seen a guy with long hair like that before. Nothing like they are now. When they first started out, they had really, really long past the shoulders type hair, you know? And I remember I had a guy traveling with me from home in Connecticut, and he took a picture. That was when Brian Jones was still alive and in the group. When he got home, he showed it to his wife and she said, who are those four ugly broads? They were not pretty with the long hair, I’ll tell you, at the time. Maynard: You ended up doing a bit of work with them and, and swapping songs? Gene: Yeah. Well, we, we didn’t do any tours together, but we, did a lot of television together and a lot of promotion when they were out with their first recordings. They had a song that they had actually recorded with a guy named George Bean. They didn’t like the way it came out and they played it for me and I loved the track. I loved the orchestration on it. So I said to them, look, if you let me rewrite the melody to it so it fits what I’m doing, and having the success with, I’d love to take a crack at doing a vocal on it. So we went back in the same recording studio, Olympia Studios in London. I did the vocal with the harmonies on it, and it came out excellent. So I sent it back to New York first and they put it out to go on the US charts. At the time I was new to the business, the Rolling Stones were brand new to the business and hadn’t had that much success. It was just another thing that we were doing. Maynard: How do you find the business part of the music business? Gene: Unfortunately, it’s gotten way over that side of it now. When I first started, it was the music side. There were a lot of companies that were run by eccentrics that made it really interesting. People like George Goldner, I remember in New York, and Hy Weiss, people that ran a lot of the small independent labels. They were really characters. George Goldner was always with his big giant cigar. I’ll give you an instance: the guy that brought me to New York the first time brought me into George Goldner’s office to see if he would record me. I was in an outer office that had a piano and he came crashing through the door and said ìSing!î And I was just a green kid from this little town in Connecticut, you know? And I said ìJesus, you know, who is this?î So I sat down and I played a couple of the songs I had been writing and he said ìStop!î He said ìWhen is your birthday?î And I said ìFebruary 17th.î And he said ìSign him, he said he’s an Aquarius.î But I didn’t know anything about the star signs at the time, and I thought the guy said I was an aquarium. So when he went back in his office and stormed off again, I told the guy I was traveling with, I said ìThis guy’s nutsî and I said ìI’m outta here!î So we left and vanished, and years later he heard the story back and he came to me somewhere we were, and he was roaring laughing. He says ìI can’t believe I lost you as an artist ’cause you thought I called you an aquarium!î, but those were the guys that ran the industry and they were bigger than life. Unfortunately, now it’s more like all accountants, it’s all money and it’s all bottom line and it doesn’t have the same ring to it that it had then, the same excitement value. Maynard: You’re touring Australia again, you’ve said that there’s no way you could do two thirds of a show. You’ve always given and gotten a full show out. A lot of your songs are gut-retching, emotional songs. How do you go through this every night? Gene: Uh, it’s not difficult. They’re great songs and I love that part of it. I love performing. When I say that I can’t do a shortened version or anything like that. Let’s say I had food poisoning, which I’ve gotten two or three times, you know, and really felt awful, and somebody would say to me, ìJust do an easy show, just go out and do a light showî, I can’t, I cannot do that kind of a show. I have to still put 150% into it. It’s funny. It’s so healing to do that. I’ve actually gone out feeling miserable. I had a wicked cold, I remember, one night, everything was possibly wrong, that could go wrong, except – and I got it ñ the nosebleed. Came on while the orchestra was playing the overture, and I got that cleared up just in time to walk out on stage. When I walked off and did the whole show, I felt terrific. Maynard: Did it cheer you up? Did it put you up spiritually? Gene: I don’t know whether the adrenaline or whatever it is, is self-healing or what, but if you can get through it, you put everything you got into it and walk off, have a good night’s sleep, a lot of times everything goes away. You’re okay. Maynard: A lot of people ask you, is our Australian audience very different? Gene: People always ask me that ’cause they expect different countries to be different. But I’m not sure whether it’s because of the songs that I have or the type of performer that I am, but I find it pretty much the same, the world over wherever I go. I don’t really find that much of a difference in an audience. Maynard: You play Las Vegas, you do a lot of the casinos there. What is the audience like there? They’re a bit older, are they? Sometimes their attention wanders from time to time? Gene: They’re all the same. I just played the Stardust for a week in Las Vegas, just a couple weeks back. I was trying to explain to somebody that people go there and get nervous. It’s almost like going to a big venue like the London Palladium or Carnegie Hall. The thing you have to remember is that those are virtually the same people that come to any other show in any other place. Just because they’re in here doesn’t change anything, you know? When they’re in a casino, they’re people that have come from all walks of life, all over the, all the country, all over the world. I had people there that are really aficionados that fly into all my shows. I had people in the front row from Colorado, Florida, Illinois, Chicago to those that flew all the way from Yorkshire in England. A hell of a long trip. If I was to go there. You know, I’m not knocking it. I think it’s wonderful that they do that. Maynard: I hope you signed a CD for them, after all that. Gene: It’s not a different type of an audience. It’s the same audience. Maynard: ìThe Man Who Shot Liberty Valanceî. Gene: It was never in the film at all. It’s the weirdest thing. I still don’t know to this day why. It would’ve been terrific in the film, whether I sang it or not. But because of the success of the motion picture theme that I had prior to that, Town Without Pity, a whole pile of different film scores came in and offers saying, ìWould you like to record this?î One came in and it was directed by John Ford. It had Jimmy Stewart, John Wayne, Lee Marvin, music by Bacharach and David. I mean, how do you turn that down? Paramount Pictures paid me to record the session. With all the kinds of perks that went along with it to do it. Then the film came out without the song in it. I’m sure it had something to do with business. It was something to do with politics, business. I have a feeling the publisher told the writers, Bacharach and David, that I’ve got the deal with Paramount for this picture. The writers did talking to Paramount, and something about it was back and forth and something went wrong with it. I’ll tell you the weirdest part about it – I found this out about five years ago – the music that was in the film was the score from a 1938 Henry Fonda film called Young Mr. Lincoln. The only connection being that John Ford directed both films. I don’t know whether they recycled it at the last minute for some reason because of this problem with the song, I don’t really know, but it’s one of those mysteries. Maynard: Town Without Pity is one of your gut-wrenching emotional ballads. Gene: Again, it was a political situation. I recorded for a small label called Musicor, and Musicor was distributed by United Artists Records, which were owned by United Artists Films who produced the movie. So by way of all those conduits, it came back to me being the artist on Musicor and they said, ìWe want you to record this song for the motion picture.î Maynard: What’d you think of it at first? Gene: Oh, I was scared to death of it. I listened to it and I thought I wouldn’t write a song like that, I wouldn’t pick a song like that to record. Maynard: Is it because of the range involved in it? Gene: No, it’s a very odd song. It’s still an odd song today. Even after the success, and hearing it many, many, many times, it’s a very unusual score. It’s to do with Dimitri Tiomkin writing the music, I think brilliant and beautifully done, but odd. And I thought, how do I approach this? How do I sing it? What do I do to get into it? I tried like a lot of different things, but because of the way that the melody flows and everything. Finally I realised that all I could do was sing it straight, as straight a version as I possibly could. I flew to Los Angeles my first time ever there. Went in the studio at about eight o’clock at night, and Aaron Schroeder, the producer, was with Dimitri Tiomkin in the booth. Now, this was a time when you’re recording, everything is done live. So all the musicians that were there, all the singers were there, the background singers and everything. Every time that they said, ìYeah, that was all right, but let’s do it again this way.î Everybody had to do it again. This went on from eight o’clock at night to four o’clock in the morning. I’m running out of throat and it’s going away rapidly. Maynard: How many takes did you think you did? Gene: Oh, I don’t know. I have no idea. All night long we sang this thing over and over and over and they were trying to find something to make it unique. What happened was that what started out being ìwhen you are young and so in loveî became (raspy) ìwhen you’re young and soî, and they said, ìThat’s it! That’s what we’re looking for, that’s the sound!î All you gotta do is record eight hours straight and you’ll get it like a raspy throat. Maynard: How did that duplicate on stage now? Because you’re much more relaxed now. Gene: I don’t even attempt to do that. I listen to it. It doesn’t sound as raspy as I thought it was on the night, but whatever it was, it made it very, very successful. Maynard: You like to sing songs that have stories in them. 24 Hours from Tulsa is a classic. It’s got a beginning, it’s got an end. It’s a story song. Does that make it easier for you on stage, like you’re telling a story. Gene: No, not easier, but I love strong lyric content and strong melodic content in any song no matter what kind of it is. I just think that today that’s really lacking in music. Maynard: Have you heard anything lately that you really like? Gene: My favourite CD from last year is David Gray with White Ladder. I love what the guy does. I love the way he approaches things. He has very unusual lyric approach. Very, very interesting melodic approach, and I think that the kind of songs that he does are the kind of songs that I would need to fit the niche that would be applicable to me today. In other words, if you’ve had songs that are from, primarily the sixties and you’re getting played by an oldies station, oldies stations don’t play any new music. So if I’m gonna record new stuff today, it’s gotta fit what’s happening out there today. I don’t wanna be competitive in the rock genre that’s out there right now. I would like to be competitive in somewhere that I can fit. I think the David Gray stuff is right up my alley. That’s the kind of stuff I like. Maynard: Do you do a lot of recording at home? Gene: Yes, I have a recording studio at home with Pro Tools. The high end of it, and it’s amazing what you can do. Maynard: In the sixties, you had to get the whole band there playing live, and now you can look at the wave form in front of you on the computer. Gene: But it’s a double-edged sword. I really think that the pressure of recording when we did all the sessions in the sixties, that you had to get, if you could, you tried for three songs in a three hour session. But you tried to sneak in the fourth one in the last like 10 or 15 minutes while the musicians were there. But I had to do the vocals and it was the finished vocal that was gonna come off of that. You didn’t overdub, you didn’t redo the vocals. I don’t really know why. But you didn’t do it at the time. But I think because of the pressure of saying, ìThis is it, this is the moment, it has to be done now, and it has to be the best.î That’s where you got those great performances from in the song. I think that now, because of the opportunities you have with a million tracks and all the stuff that you can layer on top of it and everything, I don’t think you get that intensity anymore when you’re recording. I still like to start from the beginning and go to the end in order one time through. I don’t like the majority of things that you hear today, that are contemporary music are done piecemeal, line by line. Maynard: Sample. Gene: Yeah. Sample by sample, especially. Maynard: Something’s Got a Hold of my Heart. Your original version was fantastic. You did it again with Marc Almond. Gene: Right. Maynard: He’s a wild guy. A leather guy. The film clip looks pretty wild. How did you two ever get together? I couldn’t imagine you were bumping into each other in the same bar. Gene: No, it was one of the strangest things of all time. That’s one of the reasons I did it. I was on a UK tour. I was in Bristol, I remember, and I had a call from my agent and he said, ìHow would you like to rerecord one of your songs that was a hit with Marc Almond?î I didn’t know who Marc was. When he said Soft Cell, I knew Tainted Love, ’cause Tainted Love is like a standard now all over the world, you know? I thought about it and it meant relearning the song his way, then going overnight into London and recording at 10:00 am. Marc Almond wasn’t even there – Marc was in the States doing promotion. So I had to go in and do my version of it, and then go on after that up north where my next concert date was. I was tired. I was halfway through a tour, but then I thought, no, you gotta do it. Because it’s so off the wall. This whole concept of doing it this way, these are the things that always work. Maynard: How did it change? How did your vocal change for it to make it fit in with Marc? Gene: It wasn’t my vocal change. He rearranged the song. His approach to the song was totally different, and where he went with the redoing the verses and the end, he changed. He does these staccato things that changed the complete last verse, prior to going into the chorus again. His orchestration was totally different. It was like a nineties orchestration as opposed to the lush strings that were on it the original time around. But anyway, I went and did it, did my full three versions, and then left them, went on the tour, not thinking much more about it. Next time I heard it, Marc Almond had come back, done his three versions of it, cut ’em up and put ’em together. It sounded like we were standing next to each other and I never met Marc! The song came out. It was an instant smash. I never met him until about three months later, doing the video in Las Vegas. Maynard: Yes. You did it in the Neon Junk Yard. Gene: Oh, what a place. Most exciting thing I think I’ve probably ever done in my entire career. The Neon Junkyard, I mean, where else in the world could you have a neon junkyard of all neon signs. But in Las Vegas? What they did was brilliant. They took a lot of the old signs and they hot-wired them. They didn’t try to fix any. Parts of them lit up. Parts of them didn’t light up. Only the ones that had the gas left in them, the neon gas in it. It was absolutely freezing. I didn’t realise how cold it gets at night in winter time. During the day you were, okay. Maynard: Well, you probably haven’t been left in the desert too often, I wouldn’t think. Gene: No, but I don’t know why, I go to Las Vegas at the time. I just thought was always warm. You know, it was so bad that the camera crew that were on the moving up and down things that were doing all the shots from the top were swaddled in blankets with belts around them. With big fur hats on over their ears and everything. It was that cold. It was so cold, I ended up with a ginormous headache the next day. We started at the Tropicana and then finished shooting in the desert probably about two or three in the morning. We were in the desert. On the stage, all those bright lights, and the sound was brilliant. They had this huge sound system, which was booming across the desert, and we had to go into the trailers to get warm. Then when they were ready for it, they would start the music and we would run out and start our parts again. You know, by the time the evening was over, it was just a thrilling experience. Maynard: It Hurts to be in Love. Where did that song come from and how did you feel about it? Gene: Well, I loved it. It was one of the weirdest things, because I went in, I called up a publisher and said, ìI have a session coming up. What do you got to show me?î Maynard: It’s a real pop song. Gene: Oh, yeah. When I heard it, when the publisher played it for me, it was Neil Sedaka. Singing the song and singing it very well. I said to the guy, ìThat’s a hit song. Why are you playing that for me by Sedaka?î And he said, Neil had just changed record labels. He went to RCA Victor and the new producer at RCA Victor didn’t want anything that was from the baggage that came along with Neil from the old place, and that was one of the songs he had cut before. So Neil said to him, ìPut it out and get somebody to record it.î It was so good that I said to the guy, ìCan I get that track?î The track is so good, we can’t do it any better. So we went into Dick Charles studios on Seventh Avenue. Same place he had recorded it, used his track, and I got Toni Wine who sang the answers in the background. She came in and sang the answers again and I learned his harmony. So what you’re listening to is Gene Pitney singing Neil Sedaka on It Hurts to be in Love and prove the point that it was a hit. It was a giant hit record. Maynard: Whatís coming up next? You’ve got your tour of Australia coming up. You’re gonna have little rest after? Gene: Not yet. I get home on November 2nd, and I go to upstate New York, playing Turning Stone Casino on the eighth. Then I have a family vacation that we go on every year down to Providenciales in the Turks and Caicos Islands, in the Caribbean. That’s in November. Then December, there’s two days at the Grand Casino in Biloxi, Mississippi. Then I run like an idiot trying to get through Christmas as I usually do every year. Maynard: What happens at a Pitney Family Christmas? What goes on? Gene: Ah, it’s a big gathering of all the family, at the house. My middle son is even bringing his dog this year. So we’re gonna have everything and anything, you know, and hopefully if it’s a snowy Christmas, it’ll be wonderful. All the fireplaces are lit and everybody has a big Christmas dinner and, it’s a good time. Then I start all over again next year. Maynard: We look forward to seeing you here, maybe then. Gene Pitney, thank you. Gene: Thanks Maynard.