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Patreon Pandering May – Lance Leopard & Tim Ferguson

A regular monthly micro show, Patreon Pandering, is very secret squirrel with the intention to thank all the Patreon supporters that keep Planet Maynard spinning.

This month Lance Leopard and Tim Ferguson open a bottle of thank you cream, and spread over where it is needed most, the supporters, who, month after month give Planet Maynard the goose it needs to keep going.

Have a listen if you are a Patreon

If you aren’t a current Patreon, give as little as a dollar a month and you’ll be in the show next month.

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Bunga Bunga 45 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

In this Bunga Bunga 45, Tim Ferguson & Maynard deal with comedy, politics, cats, podcasting, fashion, war movies, cartoons, smoking, karaoke, history, religion as well as your Crankmail. Without exception they get it all completely wrong.

Tim gives you the names of the best comics at the recent Melbourne Comedy Festival and both of them will impress you with their sporting knowledge.

The only Australian podcast that is all about generalisations and obfuscations, you can never accuse Bunga Bunga of clarity.

Links from the show

Tim’s Comedy Workshops & Artwork

What Double J Should Sound Like show 198

Who Are These Podcasts?

Tea With Alice

Friendly Fire

Roger Ramjet – Dr Ivan Evilkisser

Patreon Pandering, blowing smoke up those who count.

A new regular monthly micro show, Patreon Pandering, has kicked off from Planet Maynard to thank all the Patreon supporters that keep the show afloat.

Appropriately titled Patreon Pandering, it will hopefully blow smoke up where it is needed most, the supporters who, month after month, goose Planet Maynard to keep going.

If you are a current Planet Maynard Patreon supporter have a listen to the new monthly show that deliberately sucks up to YOU.

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Lance Leopard changes his spot

Lance Leopard is a gay icon and legendary gossip columnist from the glamorous 1990s of the Oxford Street strip, and beyond. Join us in Lance Leopard’s new spot. An ivory tower high above the fray, overlooking Darlinghurst, where secrets are both hidden and revealed.

During his tenure as chief gossip and stirrer of The Scene in his weekly columns in The Star Observer, Capital Q, Out Biz and more, he dished the dirt and smeared the eyeliner without fear or favour.

Lance even has celebrity advice for Dannii Minogue (a child superstar), Cybill Shepherd (selfish bitch) and his Mum (Ikeep my manners around her and try and teach her a few).

Join us for drinks won’t you?

I present short history of quotes from Lance Leopard;

“I can admit it now because I’m retired”

“People “remember” me doing all sorts of things. It might not have been me they actually remember. It could have been Sexy Galexy for all I know.”

“The more you do something, the better you get at it. Or else you’re always dreadful and no one will tell you.”

“Brisbane is like Baltimore, it’s one of those nutty little towns that just has its own thing.”

“I don’t know if I should say this.”

“If people are complaining there isn’t a scene. They can go out there and make one.”

“I liked it when my columns were in magazines people had to actually buy. I made more of an effort then.”

“Everybody has an opinion now days. But if it’s not an informed opinion, it’s a lousy opinion, and who needs to hear it?”

When asked at what point in history Lance would have liked to have lived;

“I would have picked the good years of Versailles. Before everybody got angry and started demanding cake.”

On the world of gossip a learned Lance quotes Ru Paul;

“What people say about you behind your back is none of your business.”

Archive of Lance Leopard columns from Cotton Ward

Short films starring Lance Leopard

Interview with Lance Leopard opening night of “Australia in the 80s” Powerhouse Museum.

Maynard touches Morrissey’s shirt sleeve at Sydney Opera House

See why Lance & Maynard so impressed with Bob Downe’s makeup.

The Megamen (with Lance Leopard on syn drums) Brisbane Telethon 1983 “Designed For Living”.

One of Lance Lepoard’s dance floor favourites Stacey Q – We Connect

Maynard interview with Stacey Q 2016

Bunga Bunga Live! The Festival of Dumb Ideas. Act 2

Return to the murky meme infested world of Bunga Bunga live. Act 2 of The Festival of Dumb Ideas.

In which Tim Ferguson & Maynard are still faffing around on stage at The Harold Park Hotel, on 14th November.

They launch a tremendous new quiz show, Well Bunga Me! in which Cheron makes a few mistakes.

Guests: Simon Day (Ratcat & graphic designer) & Carrie Hardie (comedy agent & producer)

Subjects this show include; Australian film, the Catholic Church, Tim’s powerful and compelling artwork and the cat that works at The Sydney Morning Herald.

Here’s Act 1 if you missed it.

Here’s details of our next live recording, A Very Bunga Bunga Xmas, 19th December.

Get your tickets for A Very Bunga Bunga Xmas 2017

Maynard’s favourite Australian movie.

A Very Bunga Bunga Xmas 2017 live. Harold Park Hotel, Tue 19 Dec

A Very Bunga Bunga Xmas Live! will be at Harold Park Hotel, Sydney, Tuesday 19th December, 7:30pm. All the Bunga Bunga antics, a special guest and Maynard’s Xmas Bug Out Sack. Tim shows his Xmas Boob. Spread the word, save the date. Tickets online here.

We have it together to record our Very Bunga Bunga Xmas show, live, at Harold Park Hotel, Glebe, 2037 on 19th December at 7:30pm.

Special Guest: Continental Robert of The Dynamic Hepnotics & Simon Day (Ratcat)

If you were at the first live recording, you know how much of the show doesn’t make the final edit.

This show will be no different.

Tickets available here

Here’s the Bunga Bunga Facebook event.

See you there, bring YOUR Crankmail and be part of the show this time.

Here’s a Bunga Bunga Holiday Xmas Special to get you in the mood.

Maynard

Bachelors from Prague, perpetual cool

Two interviews with Melbourne’s Bachelors from Prague, 1989 & 1990. Henry Maas & Andrew Philipp are both up early (twice) to talk about The Energetic Cool and Great albums.

Despite my not really being able to describe their sound or genre accurately, Henry and Andrew are very patient with me. Even going so far as to give me a job offer.

All the important issues are covered, the size of their dressing room, why they don’t wear bright colours and is their manager Mario Macaroni a fictional character?

We even namecheck a few long gone venues like The Harbourside Brasserie and IDs.

Thankyou to Bachelors from Prague for all the very cool good times.

And they are back,so go see them! (and their dressing room)

Bachelors from Prague Facebook page

Bunga Bunga 41 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Bunga Bunga 41 has Tim Ferguson giving dating advice to Maynard, but in doing so, he reveals a terrible secret.

They both reveal the until now, secret upcoming Bunga Bunga live show; The Festival of Dumb Ideas, to be recorded at Harold Park Hotel, 14th November. they want to meet their audience and simultaneously find out if they have one.

Tim & Maynard spy on a couple at the Madame Frou Frou Cafe, Tim claims he can read their minds. Maynard questions the wisdom of yoga pants.

Bunga Bunga 41 has wide ranging themes, from dancing vs spoonology as an art form, to the always thorny issue of killing something in the name of poetry.

But the discussion gravitates to comedy, sex and Sci-Fi.

But not before Tim reveals an alarming trend in his cat Kitler’s musical taste.

Come and bring your Crankmail and we’ll answer your questions live.

Book your tickets for Bunga Bunga live! The Festival of Dumb Ideas

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Every Bunga Bunga show ever for your binge listening

Maynard in Playboy mourning shirt
Maynard in Playboy mourning shirt

Playboy coffee art at Madame Frou Frou
Playboy coffee art at Madame Frou Frou