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Desperately Seeking Lance

Those desperately seeking Lance Leopard need listen no further than this podcast as Lance returns to talk all things fashion, faux pas and fabulousness.

Maynard is desperately seeking legendary Oxford St legend Lance Leopard in his credenza filled rooftop garden ivory tower of gossip. There are movies, dancing, some singing, and of course talk of Madonna and Elizabeth Taylor.

Lance Leopard reads yet Madonna book in the rooftop garden of his ivory tower.
Lance Leopard reads yet another Madonna book in the rooftop garden of his ivory tower.

Lance recommends a few lesser known Elizabeth Taylor movies for us as well as reciting by heart her complete range of fragrances.

Listener mail has Lance answering questions on…

Fashion mistakes he has made: “I don’t know what you are talking about”.

The cyclical nature of fashion: “The 1980s has already come and gone three times already this century. Things can come into fashion for one evening now, if someone has a good enough party.”

If you’d like to join Lance Leopard and myself at Barbarella on June 4 at Red Bar, details and tickets are here.

Lance also finds time (as his mother is staying with him) to review the recently renovated Midnight Shift, now known as the Universal. But he still has a soft spot for The Palms (previously Scooters) as he used to DJ there regularly.

The next Loveshack comes your way for your complete cocktail dancing experience on Saturday 22nd June. Facebook event here.

Although Lance’s claim of a needle mark on Marilyn Monroe’s body after death isn’t on the 1962 coroner’s report, her toxicology report does raise some questions that weren’t answered.

Lance didn’t like madonna’s 2012 fragrance or the bottle it came in. Make up your mind about the bottle.

Lance Leopard in gold dressing gown and pink headband
Lance Leopard in gold dressing gown and pink headband
Lance Leopard's disco Chinese lantern in his rooftop garden
Lance Leopard’s disco Chinese lantern in his rooftop garden

Bunga Bunga 53 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

In true Bunga Bunga fashion, Tim and Maynard get stuck into Tim’s huge new secret art project. It’s very big, very ambitious and very Ferguson.

The two are very impressed by Madonna’s acting/hair colour. Tim confesses his personal 1985 journey from Punk to Madonna devotee.

Maynard helps Kitler the Nationalist cat feel better. Recreational drugs aren’t just for mice anymore.

They also reveal how Tim can deliver The Liberal party a huge win in the coming election.

In a bonus to all listeners Tim reveals his previously deeply guarded secrets of financial investment in the only recession proof investments. Star Wars toys and Captain Marvel merchandise. You’ll thank us in your retirement.

Tim’s new show in Sydney

Maynard’s next Loveshack night May 4th

Bunga Bunga 51 – Maynard & Tim Ferguson

Bunga Bunga 51 brings you all the hope and excitement of 2019. Thus making you really nostalgic for 2018 almost immediately.

Tim Ferguson & Maynard or Maynard & Tim Ferguson, but probably all four of them, have the starts and the smarts to show you a good time in January as we venture into a very certain uncertain political landscape.

Maynard is starting a new Saturday night of retro grooves in Sydney at Red Bar in March and Tim is taking his new solo show on tour across Australia.

Bunga Bunga 51 also leads you down the comedy back alleys less travelled as we meet Richard Wilkins, an unattended chicken and wake up to smell the cupcakes (or is that onions?).

Our highly festive 2018 Bunga Bunga Xmas Xmas show (in case you missed it)

Groove to the scary sounds of The Vinyl Dungeon with Christopher Laird

Who Are These Podcasts? review an Australian vegan podcast.

Where you can see Tim’s live show.

The Ferguson Report in The New Daily – Fake News You Can Trust.

Damian Cowell’s Disco Machine meets TISM & Kylie

Bob, the painting Tim talks about in Crankmail.

Get in on this whole Planet Maynard Patreon thing. Only $1 a month to get that sucking up you so richly deserve.

Patreon Pandering January 2019

Patreon Pandering, every month, only for our important Planet Maynard Patreon supporters that no one else can hear.

This month Maynard and Tim Ferguson, crawl right up your altruism.

Start 2019 with flattery for the only listeners that matter, the Patreons.

Join the Patreons and get the ridiculous level of regular flattery you so richly deserve.

We want to make you feel wanted as a Patreon of Planet Maynard & Bunga Bunga.

Especially for the upcoming long weekend. Patreons can get a sneak peek at The Coldest 100, the most jingoistic and daggy music by Australians and about Australians from Andrew over at Australian Kitsch

Join us!

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Listen to our Patreon Pandering suck up fest.

Uncool Yule – Dave’s Dud Xmas Discs

Prepare ye for an Uncool Yule with Dave’s Dud Xmas Discs, Dave Mulligan brings you a poorly thought out selection of Xmas goose that made the 50s, 60s & 70s what they are today.

These tracks will have you singing, dancing & maybe prancing. But you will feel the secret shame of Santa and wonder about the power of Xmas to compel this kind of music creation.

100% Xmas and 100% shameless, we love it.

Hooray For Santa Claus – Milton De Lugg & the Little Eskimos

Wonderful Day – The Chipmunks

Santa Teach Me To Dance – Debbie & The Darnells

Jingle Bell Imitations – Chubby Checker & Bobby Rydell

Monster’s Holiday – Buck Owens

Monster’s Holiday – Bobby Boris Pickett

Surfers Christmas List – Surfaris

Santa Bring Me Ringo – Christine Hunter (1964)

Where Were You Daddy? (When Santa got stuck in the chimney chute) – Christine Hunter (1964)

A Very Maynard Xmas season 2017 has begun!

Get tickets to A Very Bunga Bunga Xmas live show 19th December in Glebe 2037.

Great Xmas title. Where Were You Daddy? (When Santa Got Stuck In The Chimney Chute) Christine Hunter
Great Xmas title. Where Were You Daddy? (When Santa Got Stuck In The Chimney Chute) Christine Hunter

The Big Bunga Bunga 50 show

Bunga Bunga 50, the highly anticipated and frankly overexcited 50th show calls to a world sick of reality and soundness of judgement. Tim Ferguson & Maynard remind you why and how Bunga Bunga has become the phenomenon it is today.

With help from their famous (and not so famous) friends and stooges, enjoy some quality time with the pre-eminent names in Bunga since 2013.

Bunga Bunga 50 could not make this milestone without President Obama & President Trump, CNN, William Shatner and even Sir Roger Moore logging on to congratulate us.

Tim explains where he’s been and where he’s going (everywhere), while Maynard let’s you know where he’s going for NYE (Kingsford).

Problems are solved in Crankmail (involving soup and hair), Australia is saved from The Great Depression by Tim’s extreme monetary intervention policies in Tim’s Historical Hypothetical, and disco clapping is compulsory during Tim’s Right of Reply (to a question nobody asked).

Join us for the next 50!

The very very first Bunga Bunga podcast, just after the end of The Boer War.

Pin The Macho On The Man game.
Pin The Macho On The Man game.

Star Trek 1969 BBC-TV Puzzle Book cover
Star Trek 1969 Puzzle Book

Tim Ferguson, Maynard Bunga Bunga 50
Tim Ferguson, Maynard Bunga Bunga 50

Tim Ferguson, Maynard Bunga Bunga 50
Tim Ferguson, Maynard Bunga Bunga 50

Tim Ferguson’s Fake News You Can Trust

Tim Ferguson’s Comedy Writing Masterclasses in Canberra, Sydney & Brisbane in November & December

The Dirty Disbelievers podcast (Nazi UFOs is show 5)

Basically Black first all indigenous comedy sketch show from ABC-TV 1973

Patreon Pandering October 2018

Patreon Pandering, every month, only for our very special and secretive Planet Maynard Patreon supporters that no one else can hear.

October is a fest of false pride, false patriotism and false flattery.

Coming to you from Kitler’s castle of kafuffle, Tim Ferguson and myself take the time to pander to all the patreons individually.

Join the Patreons and get the ridiculous level of regular flattery you so richly deserve.

We want to make you feel wanted as a Patreon of Planet Maynard & Bunga Bunga.

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Planet Maynard Patreons can get their October fill of sucking up here

Bunga Bunga 49 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Bunga Bunga 49 has Tim Ferguson and Maynard heed the call of an Australia and a world in turmoil during dark and stormy times.

They bring you plenty of Dutton, teach you how to be DJ and become a famous comedian, in just one half hour.

What dance tunes does Maynard consider sure fire floor fillers? Why will he never play that Cold Chisel song?

Can Tim explain the Australian political landscape in under one minute for our overseas listeners?

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Help the podcast by becoming a Patreon and get your own special show, once a month in which we promise to suck up to you.

Patreon Pandering September 2018

Patreon Pandering, every month, only for our very special and secretive Planet Maynard Patreon supporters that no one else can hear.

September brings healthy advice, drinking gossip and a hell of a lot of trumpet.

Coming live to tape from a cafe with the music so bad, Tim & I didn’t include any of it.

Join the Patreons and get the ridiculous level of flattery you so richly deserve.

Enjoy us sucking up, as we thank you personally for being a Patreon of Planet Maynard & Bunga Bunga.

Join us!

Become a Patreon of Planet Maynard

Planet Maynard Patreons can get their monthly fill of sucking up here

Bunga Bunga 47 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Bunga Bunga 47 proves you do get something for nothing. Tim Ferguson & Maynard have plenty of nothing and are happy to share it with you. Tim and Maynard save the Australian film industry, kidnap a member of the Royal family and Tim even has time to present TWO poems, one from his troublesome teenage years, and the other about the troubled motorcycle riding unemployed screenwriter of Glebe.

Maynard is excited about his upcoming gig in Perth on August 11th, Tim is excited about a potential gallery exhibition in Manly, also in August.

Tim & Maynard carefully and with forethought answer your Crankmail, fix the judicial system, change history, make a telephone call to the NSW Greens, take the piss out of our US listeners, them go out dancing.

If you want more than that from a podcast, frankly you are expecting too much and must have helicopter parents.

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Get your tickets for Maynard’s 80s night in Perth August 11th

Tim & Maynard crash the CinefestOZ film festival launch

Video of owners licking their cats with the Licki brush