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Spring is here on the 2017 Maynard calendar

September is here in the 2017 Maynard calendar, and to celebrate the burst of colour that is Spring, it’s in full black & white monochrome.

Do you recognise everyone pictured?

There’s Stuart Wagstaff & Rachael Beck from my appearance on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune. The Teen Queens when they dropped in on Mind Twist one Saturday morning. DJ Sveta and myself DJing at Sydney Mardi Gras Fair Day, and a publicity shot from Triple J breakfast show.

You can download the entire calendar for free here.

Maynard goes New Romantic on Sunday

For one brief hour, just this once, I’ll be playing at the Electronique monthly New Wave afternoon this Sunday 3rd September with a New Romantic set sure to impress the shoulder pads off you all.

Duran Duran, ABC, Spandau Ballet, Lene Lovich and even Blue Rondo a la Turk will be played between 4-5pm after which I will possibly be asked to leave the building by management, leaving Mark Vick & Jade to Grey to continue the regular New Wave sounds of the afternoon through to 10pm.

That’s at Harpoon Harrys 4-5pm Sunday.

Electronique on Facebook

Maynard plays a touch of New Romantic with Jay Katz

ABC Lexicon Of Love - London 1982
ABC Lexicon Of Love – London 1982

Bunga Bunga 39 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Bunga Bunga 39 has Tim Ferguson with the Doug Anthony All Stars in the UK. He’s working at the Edinburgh Festival followed by a season in London.

Maynard and Tim tackle politics, sex, the moon landing hoax and rocks in your muesli (muesli-leaks).

We answer your Crankmail about aeroplanes, autographs and the very meaning of Bunga Bunga itself. We have answers this multiple times, may we recommend having a slow binge listen to Planet Maynard, starting at Bunga Bunga 1

In Bunga Bunga 39, Tim changes radio history, while Maynard plays with his doll (but it’s a good one).

As heard in Bunga Bunga 39:

Got rocks in your muesli?

The easy listening 1960s supermarket sounds of the Seeburg 1000

Wikipedia entry for Bunga bunga

Teen Vogue guide to anal sex

Maynard with Doug Anthony All Stars and fans at Enmore Theatre 2016

Sound on the moon? Apollo moon hoax video. Watch from 48 minute point to hear the sound we talked about.

Julie Newman as Catwoman, tries it on with Batman again.

The Workers tell kids to go to bed 2012

Big Dog tells kids to go to bed 1994

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Voice of the Beehive, Sydney, 1992

Voice of the Beehive played toured Australia in 1992 and rocked my world during their Sydney shows in 1992.

Voice of the Beehive sisters Tracey Bryn & Melissa Brooke Belland, as well as Daniel “Woody” Woodgate (Madness) blew into the Triple J studios one Friday afternoon. Wearing fairy outfits and waving magic wands with Woody sporting a huge grin, I knew this interview was going to be fun. It was. The songs I Walk The Earth, Perfect Place, Don’t Call Me Baby, Adonis Blue and their power pop cover of I Think I Love You are some of my favourite pop songs of the late 80s/early 90s.

Voice of the Beehive played Enmore Theatre and the northern beaches while in Sydney in 1992 and I never have found out the secret about the possible surfer guy or why Woody always has a clean white t-shirt on tour.

Voice of the Beehive on Wikipedia.

Voice of the Beehive on Myspace.

Have some fun with Melissa & Tracey as the show off their fashion and dance moves 1988 style.

Voice of the Beehive join a top lineup to play Indie Daze in London, October 4.

Tracey Bryn, Melissa Belland, signed I Think I Love You CD single
Tracey Bryn, Melissa Belland, signed I Think I Love You CD single

Bunga Bunga 38 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Bunga Bunga 38 brings together the raw emotion of Tim Ferguson pining for his beautiful wife and Maynard bustin’ some new dance moves while feeling funny in his water about touching someone else laundry.

Tim has some advice for Government, God and even the occasional listener

AND we all can groove to the 80s as well as some organ antics from way back.

We answer your Crankmail, Tim wears a shirt and Maynard gets a free drink.

Check out Maynard’s smooth dance moves at Electronique on Sunday. See you there August 6th.

The international Trans symbol.

Maynard on a political show?

Rainbow Wars, not Colour Wars as Maynard said on the show.

This guy can play the Hammond organ like hell.

Upcoming Doug Anthony All Stars shows

Tim’s Fake news You Can Trust at New Daily

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Bunga Bunga 37 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Bunga Bunga 37 is a show unlike any we’ve done before, sorta.

This time, Tim & Maynard journey to the heart of Australian Labor Party fundraising territory as Tim was hosting the evening and finally had an opportunity to meet Clementine Ford as she was the keynote speaker.

Tim is your host and Maynard is his date.

Young Maynard learns an important lesson about paying closer attention to Tim when in public.

Tim learns a lesson about, well, he doesn’t really learn anything at all, come to think of it.

A show full of feminism, fundraising and foolishness.

We answer your Crankmail, tell you where you can do some dancing and Maynard brings a picture book to class.

Where to hear the “Poetry Says” podcast with Alice Allan and guests.

New monthly Sunday afternoon dance club Electronique that starts this Sunday in Sydney

Some photos from Ellen von Unwerth’s “Couples”.

Some examples of leg lifters Tim is looking to buy.

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Tim Ferguson's cat Kitler in Bunga Bunga 37
Tim Ferguson’s cat Kitler in Bunga Bunga 37

Oh my, it’s George Takei in Australia

Having only met George Takei the once, last time he was in Sydney, I found him to be a total charmer and exactly the kind of guy you’d love to meet at a cocktail party. No matter what planet it was held on.

These clips should give you something to talk about with him on top of his constant media presence for the last 50 years, alleged difficulties with William Shatner, support of same sex marriage worldwide, reality TV show and his outspoken opinions on the new Sulu character in Star Trek.

We’ll be taking the Planet maynard podcast to George Takei’s shows in Sydney, so if you see us there don’t be shy. George won’t be.

All ahead full stop!

George Takei has had to postpone his Australian visit due to him getting actual movie work in July.

NOW HEAR THIS (write it in your Captain’s Log)

The New Dates now for An Evening with George Takei are:

MELBOURNE TOWN HALL
THURSDAY NOVEMBER 16

SYDNEY STATE THEATRE
MONDAY NOVEMBER 20

OH MY COCKTAILS WITH GEORGE TAKEI
THE ESTABLISHMENT BALLROOM SYDNEY
SATURDAY NOVEMBER 25