The 2019 Maynard calendar has arrived to give you a year of frolicking on Planet Maynard.
Download this PDF and have it printed in A5, A4 or even A3 for a year of Maynard on the wall or desk of your choice. Click on this link and then save the calendar to your desktop.
Compiled by Richard Saunders, from photos found down the back of Maynard’s couch.
Not everyone has a Planet Maynard calendar, it’s average entertainment, for no apparent reason.
Saturday night 11th August, I’ll be in Perth for a night of 80s sounds at The Hellenic Club.
I’ll be playing my favourites from New Romantic to Old Disco so come and party with us all , The legend herself Krittah Critter will be starting the night with a kick ass set, Steve Steil O’Neil will be playing all your favourites and some early House Music and 80s club Anthems
Find out more and get your tickets
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Lance Leopard is a gay icon and legendary gossip columnist from the glamorous 1990s of the Oxford Street strip, and beyond. Join us in Lance Leopard’s new spot. An ivory tower high above the fray, overlooking Darlinghurst, where secrets are both hidden and revealed.
During his tenure as chief gossip and stirrer of The Scene in his weekly columns in The Star Observer, Capital Q, Out Biz and more, he dished the dirt and smeared the eyeliner without fear or favour.
Lance even has celebrity advice for Dannii Minogue (a child superstar), Cybill Shepherd (selfish bitch) and his Mum (Ikeep my manners around her and try and teach her a few).
Join us for drinks won’t you?
I present short history of quotes from Lance Leopard;
“I can admit it now because I’m retired”
“People “remember” me doing all sorts of things. It might not have been me they actually remember. It could have been Sexy Galexy for all I know.”
“The more you do something, the better you get at it. Or else you’re always dreadful and no one will tell you.”
“Brisbane is like Baltimore, it’s one of those nutty little towns that just has its own thing.”
“I don’t know if I should say this.”
“If people are complaining there isn’t a scene. They can go out there and make one.”
“I liked it when my columns were in magazines people had to actually buy. I made more of an effort then.”
“Everybody has an opinion now days. But if it’s not an informed opinion, it’s a lousy opinion, and who needs to hear it?”
When asked at what point in history Lance would have liked to have lived;
“I would have picked the good years of Versailles. Before everybody got angry and started demanding cake.”
On the world of gossip a learned Lance quotes Ru Paul;
“What people say about you behind your back is none of your business.”
Archive of Lance Leopard columns from Cotton Ward
Short films starring Lance Leopard
Interview with Lance Leopard opening night of “Australia in the 80s” Powerhouse Museum.
Maynard touches Morrissey’s shirt sleeve at Sydney Opera House
See why Lance & Maynard so impressed with Bob Downe’s makeup.
The Megamen (with Lance Leopard on syn drums) Brisbane Telethon 1983 “Designed For Living”.
One of Lance Lepoard’s dance floor favourites Stacey Q – We Connect
Maynard interview with Stacey Q 2016
Foxtel’s Channel V sent me along to the Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardi Gras Parade in 1999, along with Andrew Mercado and B1 & B2 we had quite the evening.
Maynard & The Madd Club play a damn fine Maynard 90s set at Jack The House 3 @ The Sly Fox, Enmore, 2017.
This DJ set features a lot of running around during Maynard’s choice of 90s favourites.
See the video of my frankly shameless behaviour during my set
The Maynard 2018 pictorial calendar has arrived to give you a year on Planet Maynard.
Download this PDF and have it printed in A5, A4 or even A3 for a year of Maynard on the wall or desk of your choice. Click on this link and then save the calendar to your desktop.
Not everyone has a Planet Maynard calendar, it’s not where you live, and we’re both glad about that.
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Bunga Bunga went live with The Festival of Dumb Ideas on Tuesday night. Here is Act 1 of an important moment in Bunga Bunga history.
Live from The Harold Park Hotel (how did Tim get upstairs?) in Glebe, 2037.
Tim Ferguson and Maynard risk it all in a grab for podcasting glory.
Act 1 contains a lot of goofin’ and over 50% of the content edited out. If you weren’t there, you’ll never know why.
Also if we libelled you (and we did) your lawyer will never know why.
Enjoy our even handed treatment of the same sex marriage referendum and Tim’s Historical Hypothetical.
Guest: Dane Hisser
The Maynard 2017 pictorial calendar has it all, excitement, danger, even romance (but just in February)
Download this PDF and have it printed in A5, A4 or even A3 for a year of Maynard on the wall or desk of your choice. Click on this link and then save the calendar to your desktop.
Not everyone has a Maynard calendar, and there’s probably a good reason for that.
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If there was ever a relaxed episode of Sunday Afternoon Fever, this was it. I was back from 3 weeks holiday and the show features Mrs Sinatra and myself lazying by the pool at Caesars Palace. It’s the first time Asshole is played on air. The Doug Anthony All Stars speak from their Scottish hotel room. The new studio console fails multiple times in the first hour. Appearances from The Jerky Boys, Racheal Burger and some really attentive listeners on Maynard’s Mastermind Quiz.
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Naoko Yamano, singer from Shonen Knife (Boy Knife) speaks to us from Tokyo on their upcoming Australian tour and their new album Overdrive. The band formed in 1981 and is more popular across the world than at home in Japan. Shonen Knife are always fun live with a raw, yet cute sound that makes them one our favourite bands. Let’s Knife!
