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Watch Maynardarama video livestream June 11th

To warm you up for the video livestream spectacular (Lesley Fountain’s Wonderful World of Dance) Maynardarama goes live from one corner of my room Batman pyjamas and all (with fly sewn up) for some 1997 retro sights and sounds.

WARNING: contains unexplained facial hair (a goatstache).

Maynard on Foxtel 1997
Be impressed with the high tech appearance of the “stuck up monkey” on Foxtel 1997.
Lesley Fountain's Wonderful World of Dance
Be watching live for Lesley Fountain’s Wonderful World of Dance 8.30pm Saturday 18th June.

Where to watch Lesley Fountain’s Wonderful World of Dance LIVE 8.30pm Saturday 18th June (get into the live chatroom with us)

Tom Jones Rewind special

Maynard features the mighty Tom Jones in an hour with Tom goodness and Tom voice, and featuring the Tom moves that makes him the legend he is today.

This show has everything: dancing, prancing and panting in the time honoured fashion of everything Tom. Enjoy! (We did.)

Enjoy a power packed hour with Tom Jones and friends.

You’ll see some of Tom’s biggest and most exciting songs as well as friends and collaborators over the years: The Cardigans, Barry Crocker, Talking Heads, even an interview by a slightly confused Molly Meldrum.

Maynard interviews Tom Jones in Australia in 1988 and 1995

Tom Jones official website

Tom Jones dancing on his 1969 set.
Tom Jones busting a move on his 1969 TV special.
Barry Crocker singing on Rewind
Barry Crocker turns up to sing up a storm for you today on Rewind.
A Tom Jones fan from late 1960s just lovin' the show.
A Tom Jones fan from late 1960s just lovin’ the show.
Maynard with underpants thrown at him.
You can’t do a Tom Jones special and not expect some underpants to be thrown.

Bunga Bunga 71 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Bunga Bunga 71 reaches across the aisle to goose your jaded pooka.

Tim Ferguson calls the upcoming Federal election. It was when Labor was ahead by 10 points. But he’s probably right, yet again. Maynard risks COVID by going out and working Electric Dreams on the 30th.

In a show described by media pundits as “you get what you get and you don’t get upset” Tim and Maynard talk a big game and leave you with a free kick that you never knew you needed.

Reg Mombasa's painting Australian Jesus helps Noah with his Ark
As discussed in Crankmail, Australian Jesus helps Noah with his Ark by Reg Mombassa

Your Crankmail asks about Telly Savalas, Ricardo Montalban, and just what was that nice lady on Romper Room doing with that mirror? Do you really think Bunga Bunga 71 has the answers…

“Time for big ideas Australia. Let’s build a Sydney Harbour Bridge to Adelaide. Sure, we’ll regret it later, but now is the time!”

Tim Ferguson – Uncivil Engineer

Tim’s new modern not-at-all-like-Davros electric wheelchair gets a test drive while we visit 1994 and ruin another Historical Hypothetical with the help of the Premier of NSW.

“Buckle in for a policy free, vision absent six weeks election campaign where occasionally The Greens will stand up and say ‘Clive Palmer shouted at us’.”

Tim Ferguson – psephologist
Elvis the Safety Owl
Elvis The Safety Owl welcomes you aboard his school bus.

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Tim’s art available by commission

Listen to Bunga Bunga 70

Maynard plays Electric Dreams, Botany View Hotel, Newtown, 30th April

Tim Ferguson’s merchandise on Redbubble

What Double J Should Sound Like (show 404)

Campbell invited me back to play some tunes on the long running answer to What Double J Should Sound Like…

Every week for 404 weeks Campbell Drummond has been hosting this show with friends and guests. From Jay Katz to Tim Richie and everyone else, it is never predictable.

Just look at our playlist for this week!

Playlist of What Double J Should Sound Like show 404
Playlist of What Double J Should Sound Like show 404
Nancy In London album cover
Nancy and Frank Sinatra turn up on this show.
Altered Images Bite album cover
Altered Images from 1983. Yes, the second album.

Every What Double J Should Sound Like Show ever

Bunga Bunga 70 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

This time on the enlightening falsehood that is Bunga Bunga 70, Tim Ferguson and Maynard lead you on a wild goose chase down the rabbit hole of froth and bubble.

You’ll encounter manic expansionism, lack of credibility, confused animals, three word headlines and The Brothers Gibb.

Tim insults the young, Paul Livingstone decries Tim’s art, then they announce an art exhibition in June together.

Bernard King's Winter Cookbook cover
Bernard King’s Winter Cookbook cover

“If you are sporting a mullet today, don’t tell me you can’t dress like Boy George tomorrow.”

Tim Ferguson – fashion plate
Face Magazine 1982 cover
The Face with Haircut 100, June 1982.

We hear you peeing, ask which side Tim’s cat is on, bemoan the lack of banana diplomatic representation, find a new job for the Prime Minister, ask who is your favourite Bernard and pose the perennial question “when does ugh boot season officially start?’.

In time travel news: 1982 is back, so learn how to talk all art school. Might come in handy next time you enter the Archibald prize.

Should the next Doctor Who be a cat? Should it have a limp? Are baked desserts part of the ABC News charter?

Bunga Bunga 70 is beguiling yet ribald as Maynard appreciates the subtle use of a Greek fisherman’s cap while Tim still wants to know why you are so ignorant. Don’t even get him started on kale…

“Most young people couldn’t even decide what colour helmet to wear if they went into space.”

Tim Ferguson – magnanimous
Tim's cat Kitler looking miffed
Tim’s cat Kitler looking miffed. Possibly thinking of the Donbas region.

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Tim’s art available by commission

Listen to Bunga Bunga 69

Brain Freeze – A Coldest 100 video livestream

Maynard hosts 90 minutes of videos from The Coldest 100, 2022

A hungry nation, starved of good news and well meaning carry-on, enjoyed Brain Freeze with 30 odd (very odd) video clips from the 2022 Coldest 100.

From Kylie, to Muppets to Barry Crocker and Melissa Tkautz, it’s 90 minutes YOU don’t have to apologise for.

Keep an eye out for special guests Tim Ferguson, Brigitte Handley, Lesley Fountain/Glenn Keenan & DJ Mark Alsop and others that should know better, drop in to add to the cultural carnage.

@OzKitsch on Twitter has been compiling this list every January for the last seven years. So about time someone made a video show out of it….

Listen to Andrew Sholl & Maynard playing some of The Coldest 100, 2022

Bunga Bunga 69 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Get to Bungary as Bunga Bunga 69 welcomes 2022 with a wink, a smile and its pants down.

Tim Ferguson & Maynard journey across the world and their lounge-room to bring you the truth of a 2022 that Tim feels will be better and Maynard that knows it will be worse, a lot worse.

Read our Crankmail, solve history’s problems and yours as well.

It’s like Rick & Morty with just two Ricks.

Join us in our reality.

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Tim’s art available by commission

Brain Freeze – video livestream The Coldest 100, 5th March.

Prepare yourself for the video livestream of the warmest parts of The Coldest 100, 2022.

Maynard hosts a video livestream of Australia’s own Coldest 100 – 2022. Saturday 5th March 8.30-9.30pm. Hand picked by Andrew Scholl, it will feature world class musical shonk that only Australia can produce.

The Coldest 100 is songs about Australia, that somehow don’t work out that well…

Expect to see Don Lane, Kyle Sandilands, Liza Minnelli, Ben Fordham, James Reyne, Samuel L Jackson, Barry Crocker, The Muzak Corporation, Wickety Wak, Lorrae Desmond, Frankie J Holden, Wilbur Wilde, Barry Crocker, Dean Martin, Victorian Police Cadets Skipping Team and the Big Brother cast of 2001 doing their bit to get on the show.

See you then! Mate…..

Link to video livestream active from 8.15pm Saturday 5th March

Facebook event

Australia’s Coldest 100 – 2022

Australia’s Coldest 100 returns this Saturday with world class musical shonk that only Australia can produce.

Just look at this list of artists that you’ll never see on the same list or even in the same sentence.

Don Lane, Kyle Sandilands, Liza Minnelli, Ben Fordham, James Reyne, Samuel L Jackson, Barry Crocker, The Muzak Corporation, Wickety Wak, Lorrae Desmond, Frankie J Holden, Wilbur Wilde, Barry Crocker, Dean Martin, Victorian Police Cadets Skipping Team and the Big Brother cast of 2001 for just a start.

As well as wonderful regional jingles that remind you that major hubs of industry such as Toowoomba and Tasmania are still there.

The Coldest 100 knows the intersection of corporate thinking and opportunistic musicians…

After all, any dingbat can put together a list of good songs. It take a certain kind of goose like Andrew Sholl to put together 100 songs of Australian musical flotsam for 7 years in a row now.

The Coldest 100 is songs about Australia, sometimes they just don’t work out that well…

Andrew Sholl

It will all be going down from 9am Saturday 22nd January on Twitter @Ozkitsch Andrew Sholl shows no sign of modifying his musical taste.

If this music irks you, you’re probably on the wrong website. But if you have that clip of Don Lane singing the theme from Hawaii 5-0, let us know so Andrew can put it in next year.

Look and listen to The Coldest 100 2020

Look and listen to The Coldest 100 2021

Don Lane with his dancers presenting the work of Billy Joel as I’m sure it was originally intended.
Liza goes window shopping while dreaming of a famous dog. We all do Liza, we all do.
Roy Mustaca calls in the supernatural to deal with Covid 19.
Samuel L Jackson brings it to Joe Dolce.
The 1974 shopping experience with the perfect soundtrack. Serious home making going on here. Great prices too.
James Reyne celebrates his passion for public infrastructure.

Watch A Very Maynard 2021/1982 Xmas

This year Maynard wakes up from his 2020 Xmas show and decides maybe 1982 may be a better Xmas to celebrate.

Our guests dropping by this year include Tim Ferguson, Lesley Fountain, Bridgette Handley, Tony Push, The Castanet Club, Frank Bennett, James Valentine and a few cats.

Maynard thinks 1982 may be a better Xmas to celebrate than 2021.
A Very Maynard Xmas 2021. Lesley Fountain romances an apple.
A Very Maynard Xmas 2021. Lesley Fountain (Glenn Keenan) romances an apple.

Watch A Very 2020 Maynard Xmas.