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Talking with ANZAC

I’ve done lots of stories over the years with and about various Anzac veterans.

These stories are easily lost, so he’s a few of my favourites I could still find.

Vietnam veteran Phil – The Meaning of Anzac Day

Malayan Emergency veteran Peter – Another Forgotten War

Vietnam Vets Nui Dhat
Malaya 1950

More from Phil on Vietnam – No Apocalypse Now

Phil with Australian soldiers at Nui Dhat
Phil with Australian soldiers at Nui Dhat

Craig Stockings, Senior Lecturer at the Australian Defence Force Academy – Anzac Myths that won’t die.

Anzac Cove
Anzac Cove

WW2 Mosquito night fighter pilot witnesses V2 launches from the air.

RAAF pilots 1945 in UK
RAAF pilots 1945 in UK

Peter Brune on the fall of Singapore

Chef Robbie on a very wild Anzac Day he worked at an RSL Anzac Day Dope Cookies

Bunga Bunga 59 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Maynard gets Tim Ferguson on the Bungaphone for an action packed and speculation filled Bunga Bunga 59.

Don’t know where it will all end? Neither do Tim nor Maynard, but in a show that somehow connects 3 different native animals, a cat and Alan Jones you are assured to be no wiser by the end of this travesty of a mockery.

Your Crankmail is answered, Tim addresses the country’s lack of panic buying this week and Maynard starts an airline with the help of Winston Churchill.

Keep hoarding Australia!

Tim Ferguson
Kangaroo disappointed by Adelaide.

Maynard Air, it’s up yours.

Maynard
Winston Churchill describes Maynard Air
Winston Churchill describes the future Maynard Air.

Gretel Killeen’s website

Bunga Bunga live video at Tim’s

Aerobics Oz Style
June, Taryn & Wendy are back with Aerobics Oz Style. Tim’s concerns about shoulder pads are ill founded.
Jodie asked, What is this plastic thing?
Jodie asked, What is this plastic thing?

Don’t Take Pandemic Advice From A Podcast

Sunday Afternoon Fever, Melbourne Comedy Festival 1993.

Maynard returns to the Melbourne Comedy Festival in 1993. Broadcast rather excitedly on Triple J across Australia on Sunday, 4th April.

A two and a half hour spectacular Sunday Afternoon Fever show from the “Scott Carne Suite”, otherwise known as Studio 320 at ABC Melbourne. With a live audience that are up for it. Just what that is, you’ll find out.

The live house band for the show was Boom Crash Opera, with guests Miss Dorothy & His Fools in Love, Tlot Tlot, Mrs Sinatra, the Totally Lost in Space improv show, The Real Live Brady Bunch, Lano & Woodley AND heaps more.

You’ll need a wiglet.

Mrs Fred Sinatra on haircare
Fred & Millie Sinatra

There are audience song requests, 3 rounds of Maynard’s Mastermind and rather inexplicably the chance to win Bobby Brown’s tracksuit.

Miss Dorothy sings beautifully, Tlot Tlot have a new album, Mrs Sinatra (live on the phone from Las Vegas) has hair care tips for the ladies, Warren Coleman fills us in on behind the scenes of The Real Live Brady Bunch, Ross Daniels goes all Dr Smith for the live audience, Lano & Woodley relive painful school days in song and Boom Crash Opera do their version of Detachable Trombone. It’s a class act all the way with Triple J.

So, get down in your underpants and pray to the Church of the Funky Chicken. It’s time for Sunday Afternoon Fever at The Melbourne Comedy Festival 1993.

Thanks to all our funny guests. Special thanks to the very professional Triple J Producers Anne-Maree Sargeant, Phil McKelar and all at ABC Melbourne 1993.

Maynard with Tlot Tlot 1993
Maynard & Tlot Tlot 1993

Maynard at 1992 Melbourne Comedy Festival

Maynard on Foxtel Channel V at 2000 Melbourne Comedy Festival

Tlot Tlot with The Girlfriend Song

Maynard at the Melbourne Comedy Festival 2000

It’s Maynard at Melbourne Comedy Festival 2000

Foxtel’s Channel V sent me to the Melbourne Comedy Festival in 2000.

I was lucky to spend 2 days in Melbourne in March 2000 putting together a one hour special for Channel V on Foxtel, where I did my twice weekly show Rewind.

Featuring interviews with more than 20 of the comedians performing that year, it’s a unique snapshot of Melbourne comedy at the turn of the century.

It was a music channel after all, so I picked some of my favourite humorous clips from around that time.

Eric Bana describes to Maynard the first joke he ever told.
Eric Bana describes to Maynard the first joke he ever told.

But who is on the show Maynard?

In order of their appearance: Peter Hellier, Shane Bourne, The Comedy Zone standups, Miss Itchy, Chris Franklin, Garry Who, Ross Noble, Kim Hope, Eric Bana, Loose Moose, Boothby Graffoe, Adam Bloom, Tom Rhodes, Johnny Vegas, James O’Loghlin, Peter Berner, Wil Anderson, Kitty Flanagan, Greg Fleet, Tripod, The Four Noels, North and Mickey D.

Kim Hope looks less than impressed with Maynard's Nanook snow shoes.
Kim Hope looks less than impressed with Maynard’s Nanook snow shoes.

With wild and whacky music from the likes of Weird Al Yankovic, Foo Fighters, The Cruel Sea, Bloodhound Gang, Chris Franklin, Kenny Chesney, Beastie Boys, Scared Weird Little Guys, Fatboy Slim and Madness.

Miss Itchy & Maynard in Chapel Street, Melbourne
Miss Itchy & Maynard in Chapel Street, Melbourne. Shortly before they stole my jacket and goosed the unsuspecting public.

This show takes a shallow and imprecise dive into the fashion of comedy, the boundaries of comedy and the who, what and where of comedy. So shut up and laugh at people who do this for a living.

The 2000 Melbourne Comedy Special, presented lovingly from the boot of Maynard's 1978 Holden Gemini
The 2000 Melbourne Comedy Special, presented lovingly from the boot of Maynard’s 1978 Holden Gemini

Thanks to Desleigh Pender for production and Mary Datoc for programming. 

Bunga Bunga 58 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Desperate times call for a highly entertaining and consummate Bunga Bunga.

Tim Ferguson & Maynard are the right duo up in the right place to get down at the right time. Join them as they cower in place in the lofty heights of Tim’s Fortress of Arrogance. But don’t worry, Maynard’s Bug Out Bag has been ready for years, full of questionable cultural content.

Even gossip king Lance Leopard phones in to the show from his ivory tower of scandal, to solve a burning social issue. You know, the Kylie/Madonna one.

Hold the line Australia. Hold the line.

Tim Ferguson

Bunga Bunga 58 contains advice, laughs, wisdom and a little bit of comfort food as Tim & Maynard pirouette on the cutting edge with things that are SO early March, that no one is talking about any more: micro plastics in teabags, waxed baking paper usage and that Greta.

If you can’t lick anybody else, you might as well lick yourself.

Maynard

Learn about yet another emerging threat to Australia from Northcote. Be alert and maybe a bit alarmed about the scourge of overly earnest poetry about to swamp a nation that has already suffered enough.

Kitler 2 oversees the production of Bunga Bunga 58
Kitler 2 oversees the production.

You aren’t the only one tired of being part of a major historical event. So let’s discuss Julie Andrews in the bathroom, Tim & Maynard’s career having eerie similarities to the Australian economy right now and poop on a plate.

First ever Bunga Bunga live video

13 Minutes to the Moon, Season 2 – Apollo 13

So, Ruby don’t take your love to town. It’s shut. Settle in with Bunga Bunga 58. But remember…..

Don’t Take Pandemic Advice From A Podcast

Sunday Afternoon Fever, Melbourne Comedy Festival 1992

Hear a time capsule from the Melbourne Comedy Festival 1992. Sunday Afternoon Fever live across Australia on Triple J, 5th April 1992.

Maynard and guests, Wendy Harmer, Bachelors From Prague, Doug Anthony All Stars, Stomp, Mark Little, Found Objects, Chris Lynam, Lily Savage, Corky and The Juice Pigs, Lance & The Hollywood Kids, bring you a music and mayhem filled 3 hours from just one Sunday afternoon that was very 1992.

Found Objects, perform on Sunday Afternoon Fever Melbourne Comedy Festival 1992
Found Objects, perform on Sunday Afternoon Fever, 5.4.1992

ABC Studio 320 in Broadcast House, Lonsdale Street, Melbourne, was the venue for an afternoon of goofin’ off featuring the house band for the show Bachelors From Prague. It was their last public appearance before leaving for Italy.

Bachelors From Prague with Maynard dancing. Triple J, Sunday Afternoon Fever, Melbourne Comedy Festival 1992
Bachelors From Prague with Maynard dancing. Triple J, Sunday Afternoon Fever, Melbourne Comedy Festival 1992

This 3 hour show includes all the interviews and performances, as well as the flavour of the 1992 music groove.

Stomp perform on Sunday Afternoon Fever Melbourne Comedy Festival 1992
Stomp perform on Sunday Afternoon Fever Melbourne Comedy Festival, April 1992

This was the first year Stomp toured Australia and before Wendy Harmer began her very successful commercial radio career in Sydney in 1993.

Richard Fidler helps out. Tim Ferguson relaxes live Maynard Triple J Melbourne Comedy Festival 1992
Richard Fidler helps out. Tim Ferguson relaxes live with Maynard, Triple J, Melbourne Comedy Festival 1992

DAAS had just been on The Big Gig and upset ABC viewers even more than usual. Chris Lynham was wonderfully surreal and gave some of the best non sequitur answers ever.

Maynard plays trombone again with Bachelors From Prague. Triple J, Melbourne Comedy Festival 1992
Maynard plays trombone with Bachelors From Prague. Triple J, Melbourne Comedy Festival 1992

All of these performers are still around, all every bit as entertaining as in this show. Seek them out, it’s worth the journey.

Maynard works the crowd. Sunday Afternoon Fever show. Triple J Melbourne Comedy Festival 1992
Maynard works the crowd. Sunday Afternoon Fever show. Triple J Melbourne Comedy Festival 1992

Thanks to all our guests. Special thanks to the very professional Triple J Producers Chris Norris, Anne Marie, Phil McKelar and all at ABC Melbourne 1992.

Sunday Afternoon Fever show rundown list 5.4.1992

Bachelors From Prague on Facebook

6 other Sunday Afternoon Fever shows for your listening pleasure

Bunga Bunga 57 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Bunga Bunga 57 brings poor advice and even worse lifestyle choices into your hearing once again.

We hear from Tim on his new cat, Star Trek’s best movies, burlesque as a tax dodge, inappropriate dress for time travel and why cows and mining don’t mix.

Tim and Maynard also dive deep into the burning social issue of feline appropriation.

We also put our political predictions where our Trump is, by calling the results of the US election. Tim does anyway. Maynard is busy thinking about his Pseudo Echo support gig in March.

Kitler 2 takes an important FaceTime call.
Kitler 2 takes an important FaceTime call.

Tim’s live shows around Australia

Maynard supports Pseudo Echo March 7th

Last to Die, the non fiction book Maynard is reading

Tijuana Taxi interview, what a band!

Bunga Bunga 56 – Tim Ferguson & Maynard

Bunga Bunga 56 returns for 2020 to save you from an expensive haircut.

Tim Ferguson is sporting the latest look in Summer festival fashion, his sustainable “conflict haircut”. No one died for the look he has this month, described by Green Left Weekly as “no justice, no pants”.

We introduce you to the newest member of the Bunga Bunga family:

Kitler 2, Tim's new cat.
Meet Kitler 2. As Tim says in the show; “He’s just like the second Titanic you never thought you’d see”. Here we see him judging Charlotte.

Only the big issues in Bunga Bunga 56. We answer your Crankmail, find it more difficult than usual to launder money thru Westpac, and ask Tim if he owes Scott Morrison an apology.

This year’s Coldest 100 tunes mentioned in the show.

Tim’s live shows

The Sydney Hellfire Club story Tim keeps asking about.

Maynard supports Pseudo Echo, March 7th.

Newcastle Fringe Festival program

Australia’s Coldest 100 – 2020

Australia’s Coldest 100 returns on 25th January with some of the weirdest music Australia has ever spawned.

The Coldest 100 was the creation of Andrew Sholl on Twitter in 2016 and has been the embarrassing family member at the barbecue of Triple J’s Hottest 100 ever since. Anyone can have a guess at the hottest song of the year. But who has ever nominated Margarita Pracatan or Daryl Somers performing his version of Thankyou for Being a Friend ?

@Ozkitsch Andrew Sholl has allowed me to play you a few spoilers from the big day on Saturday (about 25).

Miss World contestants 1989 cover Kylie Minogue
Hey Hey, It’s a Ballarat charity telethon 1988
Les Hamsters just missed out making The Coldest 100 this year. Sacre bleu!

See what you missed in 2019’s Coldest 100